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Greetings, Quotaholics:

I’m sure most of us would agree that there are many children who are out of control.

The cause of their behavior is debatable. Some have mental problems, some are the product of parents who may be too strict in some areas and too lenient in others. The result of this can be children who harbor an enormous amount of rage.

One example of this can be seen in this video from the Dr. Phil show where the child slaps his mother.

The mother showed much more restraint than I would have been capable of. Of course my reaction, knocking the little shit to the floor, probably wouldn’t have been correct either.

Many parents, due to anger or fear or both, find it necessary to call the police for help.

One such incident happened recently in the small town of Ozark, Arkansas. A 10 year old girl had gone into a fit of rage when her mother tried to get her to take a shower before bed. After the child became violent the mother called police for help.

In his report the officer who responded to the call, Dustin Bradshaw, said that when he arrived,
the girl was curled up on the floor, screaming.

According to an article at the Fox10 website, "The child was ‘violently kicking and verbally combative’ when Bradshaw tried to take her into custody, and she kicked him in the groin."

"’Her mother told me to tase her if I needed to,’ Bradshaw said. So he delivered ‘a very brief drive stun to her back,’ the report said."

"Ozark Mayor Vernon McDaniel said Wednesday that the girl wasn’t injured and is now at the Western Arkansas Youth Shelter in Cecil. But McDaniel said he wants Arkansas State Police - and if they decline, the FBI - to investigate the incident."

"’People here feel like that he made a mistake in using a Taser, and maybe he did, but we will not know until we get an impartial investigation,’ McDaniel said."

"If the officer tried to forcefully put the girl in handcuffs, he could have accidentally broken her arm or leg, (Police Chief Jim) Noggle said. He said a touch of the stun gun - ‘less than a second’ - stopped the girl from being unruly, and she was handcuffed, he said. ‘She got up immediately and they put her in the patrol car,’ McDaniel said."

"Noggle said the girl will face disorderly conduct charges as a juvenile in the incident. The girl’s father, Anthony Medlock, told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette that his daughter has emotional problems, but that she didn’t have a weapon and shouldn’t have been Tasered. ‘My daughter does not deserve to be tased and be treated like an animal,’ said Medlock, who is divorced from the girl’s mother and does not have custody."

A spokesman for Taser said, "…a Taser ‘presents the safer response to resistance compared with the alternatives such as fists, kicks, baton strikes, bean bag guns, chemical agents, or canine response.’"

We’ve all seen shows such as Cops, where adults resist arrest and are sprayed with mace or beaten with fists or batons until they stop resisting. Obviously with a 10 year old these methods would have been considered too violent, so was a jolt from a Taser the best option?

Since the mother gave permission to use it, should the officer be condemned for doing so? Could it be that the mother, having dealt with this before, knew that the Taser would be the quickest way to subdue the child?

What about the father’s objections? Can he really make a judgement on what force was called for since he wasn’t there and doesn’t live with the child so may not be fully aware of how violent she can be?

Do you think that the fact that nobody was injured proves that the officer took the correct action?

Joltingly,

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Today's Quotes


“All the president is is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.” – Harry S Truman

Referring to James Buchanan – “The Constitution provides for every accidental contingency in the Executive, except for a vacancy in the mind of the president.” – Senator Sherman of Ohio

Today's Chuckle

Engagement
[Thanks Bonnie]

Upon her engagement, the exuberant young woman went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!”

Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”

Life Sentences


“A man lives by believing something: not by debating and arguing about many things.”

“A man willing to work, and unable to find work, is perhaps the saddest sight that fortune’s inequality exhibits under this sun.”

“All that mankind has done, thought or been: it is lying as in magic preservation in the pages of books.” - All from Scottish writer and historian Thomas Carlyle born on this date in 1795

Image'n That

Christmas Is Getting Close



Most Embarrassing or Scary Moment

BJ in Guthrie wanted to share his shopping tips.  Take it away BJ and remind me never to shop in Guthrie!


The Alarm went off at three am Friday. I fell out of bed trying to turn it off. I staggered into the kitchen to make myself a super jolt of high octane cut of mega-caffeine coffee, black, the kind you could float a horseshoe in. The day was black Friday. It was war. I put on my socks, the ones I played football in twenty years ago, no I never washed them. I put on my tennis shoes, I would need all the speed I could muster today. Slacks, the kind with thirty seven pockets and my t-shirt that said "Death to Those that Get in My Way" bespoke my manner on this day that changed me from a normal decent man to a caveman hunter on the hunt for my bargains. I did not shower, I needed that extra BO edge, nor did I shave. I looked in the mirror and noticed with satisfaction my eyes were bloodshot, giving me the look of a fanatic. Good! I put on my Viking helmet with horns and had my empty van ready for the haul.

With tires spinning I headed for the mall. There are basically three different types of people who shop Black Friday. The first group are the zombies. They are the ones who have stayed up all night and are dead on their feet. They walk stiff legged and are no real threat. They speak in grunts.

The second group is very dangerous. They are the seventy year old grandmothers and they are only about eighty pounds but are unmatched in speed and strength, let them go. They will knock you aside and walk over you without a thought. They will rip the last purchase from your grip without breaking stride or breaking a sweat. They are demons from hell.

The last group are the abnormals normals, that is where I fall in. We are mostly normal except for black Friday. We lose a nights sleep so we can save five dollars on an item. It makes no sense, but if you do it, you can brag about it. It is in our genes as hunters.

I am in line at the first store. I am there only an hour early, but am about four hundred back from the door. The lone security guard is trying to hold everyone back, he is five feet two and one hundred and twenty pounds…. he is being pushed back into the store and the store opens about an hour early…. the rush is on. Nobody walks…. it is a race! Do not fall down or you will die. Everyone in line is wearing depends because there is no time to go to the bathroom. Baskets are gone in a flash. There is yelling and screaming…maybe a gunshot or two, but nobody cares, it is black Friday.

I grab my items and keep one hand over the top of my basket to protect my items and hurry to the cashier.

Cashier: Cash, Check or Credit Card?

Me: Whichever is fastest, I have three more stores to go.

Cashier: Paper or plastic?

Me: Just grab one, I am in a hurry.

Meanwhile another customer says, "Hey buddy that Gizmo was mine"

Me: Oh yeah.

I pull out my Uzi

I pay for my stuff and with one hand on my cart and another hand on my Uzi, I make it to the Van. I quickly load my "Kill" into the van and off I go to the second store.

The second store is more sedate…the madness not so intense. I even take off my bulletproof vest. I only have to push two people down in that store, one being a handicapped person. I made my purchases with little problem and left.

I did find three people trying to get into my van and I had to ram my cart into their backsides. I think mostly they are okay. I only saw a little blood when I left the parking lot.

The last stop turned out to be a little harry when the cops wanted to know why I had blood on my shirt. I simply said black Friday. They smiled and let me go. Being an offensive tackle in college helped train me for black Friday. I just pushed my way into the store and created a hole that a good running back could follow. I quickly got my stuff from this store, checked out and when I got to the van, noticed I was missing a finger. Oh well, you can’t go through black Friday perfect.


Predators

As I’ve mentioned a time or two before, I’ve been the unwitting witness of life in action. I’ve seen a sizable hawk swoop down and collect his next meal from a branch near me. The squirrel I had just fed had become the center link of the food chain.

Coyotes have returned to the area. Going from an occasional sighting to daily reminders, they have become a problem. Recently, a neighbor’s chihuahua survived becoming a coyote’s meal only because the invisible fence unit shocked prey & predator when the coyote began to carry it off and crossed the line.

Until recently, the only predator in the area was man. Planting houses, businesses, and parking lots where trees and habitat had been reduced the indigenous population permanently. Although there is still a wide array of animals, the influx of predatory animals created an imbalance that made domesticated pets targets for the next meal. Small dogs and cats have been disappearing when allowed to roam alone in back yards. Hawks, owls, and other birds of prey have found them rather tasty. Now, with the return of the coyotes, even medium-sized pets are endangered.

Some areas are reporting that bears are returning to the region. Mauled pets and strewn refuse are testaments to the conservational techniques that successfully prevented the extinction of animals common to the region. Coyotes, bears, raccoons, and other animals that once had a pristine forest to roam now find their dining choices to be neighborhood pets and/or trash cans.

Here’s your quiz:
Have you seen any unusual animals in your neighborhood? ("Bob of the North" need not reply. *grin*)
Have you lost a pet to a resurgence of once rare predators?
What would you do to protect your pets & property?

Predators - Not Just The Scroungy Guy With Binoculars Down The Street
Cliff (the High-Tech Redneck who doesn’t rate a fancy ’signature pic’)

Kids' Weird Words, The Date from Hell, How I Met My Mate
Kirsten's Krazy Kaleidoscope

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“Smile.”
~ The Eglinton Smile Guy ~

In the last issue, I shamefully neglected to include an important message to the readers. As announced a few issues ago, there was a death in my family recently. Chris, the young man with cancer who I wrote about a couple of weeks ago, died peacefully at home, surrounded by friends and family. The messages of support and condolence that readers sent via email, comments, and Facebook have been nothing short of amazing. I have not met most of you, and yet you feel like family. Thank you for your kind thoughts. Knowing that there are people out there with caring hearts and generous spirits makes the grieving process easier to bear.

Now, onto tonight’s issue. I don’t really have anything concrete to write about tonight. Well, actually I do - I just haven’t had a chance to formulate it into an actual article that wouldn’t make readers want to throw things at me. In fact, Cliff will be delighted to hear that I have enough material for several articles.

Anyway, instead of an article tonight, I will share a story about someone who I refer to as “The Eglinton Smile Guy”. I would refer to him by his name, but since I don’t actually know it, the nickname will have to do. Here’s the story: I recently started carpooling with a co-worker in order to avoid the rising costs and declining standards of mass public transit. As we are driving down Eglinton Avenue on the way home from work, we usually have to stop at a busy intersection. And there, we see a homeless man walking around holding up a cardboard sign. The sign does not ask for money or describe how many mouths he has to feed. It does not ask for a job or for help of any kind.

The sign consists of just one word: SMILE. The Eglinton Smile Guy will walk up to cars, hold up the sign, and pull funny faces at the occupants until they smile. At which point the guy will give them the thumbs-up and beam back at them before moving onto the next car.

Someone asked him what he was doing a few days ago, and he replied that he just wants to do his bit to help in these troubled times. He only wants to make people smile and feel better about themselves and the world around them.

I am officially a fan of the Eglinton Smile Guy. And I do believe he makes a difference.

Kaleidoscopically yours,
Kirsten

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Tim's Tales


A couple of weeks ago I told you about a meeting I had with our Academic Computing department to discuss how we could improve account creation for new students. We decided that I would run a report at noon on each day, and the accounts would be created by noon the next day. This would allow us to schedule time for making accounts instead of getting 4 or 5 e-mails a day interrupting what we were doing. While we would still respond to emergencies like a student showing up on campus unannounced, things would run smoother for everyone involved if time was put aside for account creation. All they had to do was supply us with a name, a SSN number, and a date of birth, and everything would work. There were a couple of things they would need to do in order to enable students to register, but there would be fewer emergencies.

So let’s see how things went. On Monday, the first day of implementing this new system, I had to leave early. I notified everyone involved that I would be running the report and starting the account creation process at 11:00 instead of noon. Nobody had a problem with that. So at 11:00 I ran the report, and there were no new students. I went home, and returned the next day to an e-mail sent at 11:17 Monday about a student that needed an account. I then had somebody stop by and tell me it was an emergency, they would be on campus at 2:00. Okay, well, I left early Monday so I accepted the emergency and we got the account created on time.

Well, day two was sure to go smoothly. At noon, I ran the report. There were 12 students that needed accounts. I had 12 names, I had 12 SSNs, but I only had 11 birth dates. While I could create accounts for my web site, one student wouldn’t be able to look up their e-mail password. That means Academic Computing would get a call, something our new system was designed to eliminate. I called our Admissions department and reminded them that a birth date was a required piece of data, and a student would not get an account without one. They got the birth date, and things went smoothly from there.

Wednesday was sure to go smoothly after Tuesday’s reminder. So I ran the report at noon, and had nine names. I had 9 dates of birth. But I only had 8 SSNs. The SSN is more important than the date of birth as it affects several other databases, including our health services reporting. I called Admissions again and informed them of this. Without a SSN, students couldn’t get to my web page. Under no circumstances should someone become a student without a SSN, but alas, it happened. In fact, every single problem we had hoped to avoid appeared in the first 3 days of running this new system.

I think there’s going to be another meeting. I think this time I’ll bring a gun.

Tim a’Musing
Having a Ball with Yarns

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Tip of the Day


Miscellaneous Tips

Instead of the water your recipe calls for, try juices, bouillon, or water you’ve cooked vegetables in. Instead of milk, try buttermilk, yogurt or sour cream. It can add a whole new flavor and improve nutrition.

Poet-Tree


Wow, if Anne hadn’t found some make-up limericks I’d only have one from Bonnie!  I’ve got to get better lines.

Next opening line…
I’m marking the names off my list…

Hints:  Here’s a great new rhyming/composition tool.  http://www.writerhymes.com/
There’s also a great rhyming dictionary at http://www.rhymezone.com/
Limerick rules.  http://freespace.virgin.net/merrick.sheldon/limerickrules.htm 

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This year I hope Santa brings me
Something I don’t usually see
Like a new car or house
Though I’d settle for a new mouse
You can put it there under the tree. - Bonnie
My wife just flew in on a broom
But ahead of her a wall does loom
None can hold a candle
She flies off the handle
Then crashes and then goes boom-boom. - Anne Onimous
I’ve had too much candy this week
Now my outlook does look bleak
I feel put upon
For my candy’s all gone
After my sugar crash, I feel weak. - Anne Onimous
I’ve had too much candy this week
I ate all of it by the creek
But now I’m so fat
You’ll see me in Landsat
And nobody now wants to see me streak. - Anne Onimous

Reader Comments


Re: Shopping


I also was not out shopping–no bargain is worth that hassle to me! We will be spending about the same amount. We have had a budget for years and we tend to stick to it–not that we are really cheap or that we don’t have more money at times–but people just have TOO DAMN MUCH STUFF!!! - Bonnie



In Canada, Thanksgiving is in mid-October, because that’s when the harvest is in. It is now common to see Christmas displays in stores before Haloween, although I do razz the clerks putting them up.

When I do give away more than a card or two for the holiday season, I make the stuff or pass on something I have enjoyed. For instance, there’s some firewood that’s just too pretty to burn, but turns into art with ease. - Bob of the North



Re: Books

Hi, I’m Marian and I’m a bookaholic, too. In respnse to feedback on book reviews, it sounds like a great idea. I belonged to ChemoAngels for a few years and they had an online book review club kind of thingy and I loved it. So I vote YES. Marian in Ellicott City




NO. No book reviews. Or maybe, five words max.

I’m a reader too, but if you can’t say Great! Or Junk! you’re wasting my time…

I will submit the first book review for you, though – any Discworld book. Wonderful, and fascinating.

See? Easy! J - Lyn in FL (temporarily in the Deep South of the Dark Continent)



I sometimes get in a rut as to what I want to read next. I find an author and read all I can of their work and when I have read everything they have to offer I oft times find myself stuck as to what to next read. Wouldn’t mind writing reviews either but don’t know if anyone would be interested in reading them. My taste in books can be a bit esoteric. I read a lot of science fiction but at the present time I am reading a lot of war books, or rather books about people that were involved in wars. I just finished a book about Winston Churchill called Warlord: The Life and Times of Churchill at War. At the present time I am reading a book about FDR called A Traitor to His Class. The next book on my list is about General Sherman and his march to Atlanta. If I had any extra money tho I’d buy a bunch more books by Orson Scott Card, an award winning sci-fi writer who just happens to be a devout Mormon. I fell in love with his books before I knew his religion. (Still hard for me to wrap my mind around that.) I am still working my way through Plato’s Republic and The Properties of Tungsten, but I do find Louis Lamour and Zane Grey eminently enjoyable but for different reasons.I have even read a couple of books by Danielle Steel.

Anyway, don’t know that I really know how to go about writing a book review. But if it sounds like people want to read them I’d be willing to give it a try. - GrammieSammie

P.S. SELL YOUR BOOKS? ARE YOU NUTS? You can’t properly call yourself a bookaholic if you do that.Shame on you.




Hi, my name is Kat, and I am a bookaholic.
(Isn’t amazing how many of us know the standard AA intro, even if we haven’t been to a meeting in our lives? But I digress…)

I have finally mustered up the courage to sell some of my books on Amazon. I make back a little of the money I’ve spent, and it makes me happy to know they are going to good homes. Like kittens or something.

When we built our loft in the family room, my husband put up long rows of bookshelves for me. They aren’t full yet, but that’s not for lack of trying. The office shelves ARE full, so it’s time to transfer a few books out of there. I guess I figured if I move them around enough, the actual number I have won’t be as noticeable. Deny, deny, deny.

At any rate, I will buy (and yes, I do eventually read every book I own) books til I die, and frankly, I don’t really care a lot what happens to them after that. I’ll have much more interesting things going on. My men can do with them as they choose. I would like it if my friends who are still around have first pick, especially the one with the bookstore-running fantasies (we have had wonderful conversations about that; it’s nice to share a dream with someone).

I can’t remember offhand who said this (it’ll come to me 15 minutes from now), but I wholeheartedly agree: So many books, so little time. - OhioKat




Another closet book collector. my oldest does not have a date, but the company that published it, I have dated to 1830, Ivanhoe. I have most of H Rider Haggard’s first Editions and most of them look like they are new and they are circa 1880’s. I had several thousand books, but have been trimming my collection down. I had every Louis L’Amour book, every Zane Grey, every Edgar Rice Burrough book written. I carry a book with me often, I write four books a year, and read about 150 books a year. I have donated about 60 boxes of books to the library this year,,, with much pain. - BJ in Guthrie



I LOVE books too! I’ve always LOVED books and moreso now that we have yucky cable TV in Bolivar. I refuse to pay for dish or satellite and if I did, my husband would just have that many more channels to flip through.

My bookshelves have been moved to the basement (lucky it’s dry) because they were taking up too much room in our house. If it were up to me, I’d have wall-to-wall bookshelves filled with books and probably piles on the floor too. Books give me warm fuzzies. The warmest fuzzies come from the old children’s series books. I go bananas when I see the old Grosset & Dunlap tweed or the Whitman picture cover.

Like Mike I too sell my books on eBay - I LOVE paying 10 cents for a book and selling it for $3 or $4 or more. Probably my favorite sell was a large-size paperbook on building domes I got at a library book sale. It was $1 a bag day and the bag wouldn’t really hold any more. They let me lay the book across the top. That "freebie" sold for $12. I read somewhere that one should never pay more than $1 per book that you want to resell unless you absolutely know what you’re doing. After two years, I still am learning.

It all started with when my Dad died. He too loved books, but we had different tastes. I started selling a lot of his books at garage sales. They were mostly old, yucky-looking ragged hardbacks. One of the customers told me I had some valuable books there and that I should try selling them on eBay. So I pulled out all the old yucky-looking books and was very pleasantly surprised to find that they’d bring $5 or $6 a book or more on eBay.

Then I found out that I could buy my favorite children’s series books on eBay. In effect, I turned all of Dad’s old Westerns into a collection of Judy Boltons and Trixie Beldens. Along the way, I’ve rediscovered Kay Tracey, Nancy Drew and Penny Nichols and have been introduced to Cherry Ames and other series. I have several books on my shelves to sell, but they beg to be read first.

The joy is in the hunt. I love digging through garage sales, flea markets and antique stores. If I’m ONLY looking for books, I can get through an antique store in 15-20 minutes. And every so often somebody will call me and tell me they’ve got a garage full of books, do I want to go through them - that’s like Christmas!

So if any of you have any of the last 8 Judy Boltons you want to get rid of, let me know. - Noella

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