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I’m running really late and don’t have time to write today.  Instead I’ve included an article from the archives.  Sorry.

Greetings, Quotaholics:

I’ve seen a lot of successful people who say that their success is due, in part, to the enthusiastic support of their parents.

I applaud the parents who get up at 4:00 am to take their children to practice or class. I envy the parents who are so devoted to their children’s success that they move to another part of the country or world so the child can get special training. Sometimes these people make me feel very inadequate!

I’ve always said I would support any career decision my children made. My thinking is that anything you do, that you enjoy and are proud of, is a worthy profession.

I’ve now had to rethink the whole kids/career/support thing. Maybe parents can go too far in supporting their children’s career. Maybe some career decisions should not be encouraged. Maybe, just maybe, sometimes a parents involvement is just plain creepy!

That brings me to the story of Sunny Lane and her parents.

Sunny moved to California to become a porn star. Her parents, Shelby and Mike, moved into her apartment with her and help manage her career.

According to ABC News, "On a recent afternoon, Shelby answered the phone while Mike sat nearby in the living room. Upstairs, Sunny packed a suitcase for an evening full of appearances and outfit changes. Shelby helped, filling small plastic bags with costumes, makeup and music."

"Once Sunny has worn an outfit, Shelby puts it — unwashed, of course — back in a small plastic bags to one day auction off on their Web site. Sunny’s underwear can bring in a lot of cash."

"’They’ll pay $50 to $100 for panties,’ her mother said."

"Mike and Shelby are proud of Sunny’s success. Mike said that when he first saw Sunny on the Playboy channel, his reaction was, ‘Well, dreams do come true, I guess.’"

You just hear too much about women getting into porn and ending up dead from drugs, disease, murder, or suicide. I don’t think I could encourage my daughters to do this.

I’ve heard it said that to a father, his daughter is always a virgin. What father could watch his daughter in a porn film?

What about you? Do you think this is a healthy family? Do you think a father can be involved in the porn business with his daughter and there not be a sexual aspect involved? Do you think a mother can put aside her maternal feelings and watch her daughter have sex?

Is this a case of the parents prostituting their daughter?

Prudishly,


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Today's Quotes


“Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.” - Knute Rockne


“In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are.” - Nicholas Chamfort

Today's Chuckle

The Lizard And The Koala
[Thanks Mary]

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,’Hey Koala! What are you doing?’

The koala said, ‘Smoking a joint, come up and have some.’

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was ‘dry’ and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.Then he asked the little lizard, ‘What’s the matter with you?’

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

‘Hey you!’

So the koala looked down at him and said,

‘Shiiiiiiiiiiit, dude… How much water did you drink!?’

Life Sentences

“Better do a good deed near at home than go far away to burn incense.”


“Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others cannot do or will not do.”


“Please know that I am aware of the hazards. I want to do it because I want to do it. Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail, their failure must be a challenge to others.” - Amelia Earhart, born on this day in 1898

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Most Embarrassing or Scary Moment


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Poison

Nature has conspired to make our lives miserable. And, if we are not careful, will shorten it considerably. I refer to poisonous plants.

Some plants cause minor irritation. I say this in a relative way as compared to the other extreme. For example, the urushiol in poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac is a skin irritant. Some, however, react quite badly, to the point of hospitalization if they touch one of the three mentioned. These plants grow up trees and across fields in a vine, and even take on a bushy shape in some varieties. These bushes are scary, not in looks, but if the fact, in winter, it is very hard to tell it is poisonous. Some people gathering kindling for starting a fire at a campsite, or in a fireplace, have inadvertently gathered poison ivy bush and ended up with a reaction in their lungs and bronchial passages from breathing the smoke.

Although the 3 "P’s" mentioned above have the same chemical, how it affects people can differ. Some people can be highly reactive to one species, yet be totally unaffected by another. Personally, I was not affected by poison ivy when I was younger. However, poison oak & sumac would cause me great distress. Today, I do react to poison ivy. One reason has been claimed to be caused by increased CO2 levels in the atmosphere. According to the Wall Street Journal, research soon to be published in Weed Science (is your subscription up to date?) indicates that poison ivy has gotten MUCH nastier since the 1950’s. Leaf size and nasty oil content are way up. So it is not your imagination that it is worse than when you or your parents were kids.

When we cleared our back yard of undergrowth, we were careful to wear gloves, long pants, and long sleeves to avoid
contamination. Since I burned the piles of debris, we were also careful to stay away from the smoke. We knew there was a healthy crop of poison oak in there. We relaxed our diligence once the area was mostly cleared. Roots and small vines remained. We used gloves to pull them out, of course, but would lay them on our legs, or hold them between our legs when we took a break. BAD IDEA! It was warmer by then & we were wearing shorts. We had to wear shorts for a while after since the rash was too uncomfortable to wear long pants for a while.

What we have to consider is that the urushiol stays on clothing for a while. My wife is very susceptible to it. She will break out if she walks near any plants containing urushiol. If I am out trudging through the underbrush while geocaching, I must toss my clothes directly in the washer when I return home. She is that sensitive.

Here’s your quiz:
Which of the poisonous plants containing urushiol grow in your region?
Can you identify a poison ivy bush in winter?
Can you identify any of the poisonous ivy, oak or sumac at all?
What do you do when you are affected by poisonous plants and get a rash?

Poison - Not Just For Getting Rid Of Vermin
Cliff (the High-Tech Redneck who doesn’t rate a fancy ’signature pic’)

Kids' Weird Words, The Date from Hell, How I Met My Mate
Kirsten's Krazy Kaleidoscope

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“Penguins mate for life. That doesn’t surprise me much because they all look alike. It’s not like they’re going to meet a really new, great looking penguin someday.”
~ Unknown ~

It seemed like a match made in heaven. When Harry and Pepper met and fell in love, they weren’t going to let anyone or anything stand in their way. They had eyes only for each other, and before long they were inseparable. They went everywhere together, could finish each others’ sentences, and set up a very happy home. Unable to produce children of their own, they raised an abandoned baby that no-one else wanted. They were as happy a family as you could ever hope to meet.

So what if they were gay? We live in enlightened times where people barely bat an eyelid at two males living together as life partners. Sure, the concept of same-sex parents is still a little weird for some people, but we are adaptable beings, and society is getting used to it. Harry and Pepper probably would have lived out their natural lives together had Linda not come on the scene. All of a sudden Harry decided that he wasn’t gay anymore. Much to everyone’s surprise, he switched teams so he could hook up with the young widow, leaving Pepper and their adopted chick to keep each other company.

In case you’re wondering, I did just say “adopted chick”. Earlier, I neglected to mention the trivial little fact that Harry, Pepper, and Linda are penguins. Those who follow stuff like this have been watching with bemusement as the love triangle has unfolded, and there has been an outpouring of sympathy for poor Pepper.

The gay rights activists have been having a field day. According to them, Harry and Pepper’s six-year romance proves that homosexuality is not only a human phenomenon. Since animals are theoretically incapable of making decisions based on considerations of what is right and wrong, it cannot be claimed that they are choosing a path of evil, as some religious zealots try to accuse gay people of doing.

The anti-gay activists have also been having a field day. They are focusing on Harry’s defection to Linda, saying that it is irrefutable proof that if allowed, nature will always ensure that straightness wins the day over gayness. Therefore, people who resist the pull of Mother Nature and insist on remaining gay are, in fact, choosing a path of evil. All we need to do to “cure” people of their homosexuality is throw a few good-looking people of the opposite sex into the mix, and natural instinct will take care of the rest.

The truth is that relationships are a lot more complex than that. It’s not just a case of who’s male and who’s female. There are complicated emotions at work. All of us have personal histories that may exert a great deal of influence over how we select our life partners. No-one can really know what is going on in the mind of another person (or penguin), and it can be very difficult to stand on the outside of a relationship and know all the dynamics that are at play.

And sometimes, a penguin is just a penguin.

Kaleidoscopically yours,
Kirsten

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Tim's Tales


I got my new ride today. You might remember me talking about my former car, who is now traveling on the Autobahn in the sky. It was a mid-sized car, rather luxurious by some standards, and had power everything. It went from 80-120 MPH in “Wow!” I loved that car, and if it ever sees me hitchhiking, I hope it stops and lets me drive again. We’ll go pick up my dogs and travel the country.

I don’t exactly love my new car. It’s a wind-up toy. I’ve seen lawnmowers with more powerful engines. The speedometer is a calendar. Let’s just say if I ever get this thing up to 80 MPH without going downhill, I will be impressed with myself. I did 120 MPH UPhill in my former friend. I might get caught rocking in a valley with this one.

This car is a standard, which means I have to shift gears myself. I can handle that, in fact I like it. I learned on a standard. But it has this little ^ that lights up when it thinks I should shift. I don’t think it understands me yet. I know when to shift. I’ve been driving for 35 years (ever go up a hill of ice without spinning the wheels?) and I learned on a standard. Trust me, I know when to shift. I don’t need you nagging me when I’m driving.

You see, it’s a chick car. I imagine some rich parents bought this for their daughter when she went off to college some 15 years ago. I know this because the radio stays on even when the car is shut off. You only do that if you spend a lot of time on Lookout Point with your boyfriend, but it drains the battery. The good thing is, you can restart a standard by pushing it down a hill and popping the clutch, so you didn’t have to call Daddy to pick you up from Lookout Point. I can tell this is what happened, because the clutch is wayyyy too mushy. How many guys popped your clutch?

After I get a chance to save some money, I’m probably gonna get a real car. I might be able to sell it to Campus Security. They could use a new golf cart.

But for now, we’ll try to get along, and I’m glad she can’t see this. :)

Tim a’Musing
Having a Ball with Cars

Tip of the Day


Food Safety

Bacteria on food will rapidly multiply when left at a temperature between 45 F and 140 F. Avoid this danger zone as much as possible.

Poet-Tree


Skeeter’s got the rhyming fever!  Just 3 contributors though. Where did everyone else go?

Next opening line…
There once was a poor boy named Sid…

Hints:  Here’s a great new rhyming/composition tool.  http://www.writerhymes.com/
There’s also a great rhyming dictionary at http://www.rhymezone.com/
Limerick rules.  http://freespace.virgin.net/merrick.sheldon/limerickrules.htm 

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Said the salty old skipper from Wales…..
"I can tell you many tales……..
Of life on the sea……..
Seasickness and me……
Throwing up over the rails." - Skeeter
 
Said the salty old skipper from Wales……
"I’ve found that it never fails……..
When I go to sea…….
If I sail to the lee……
It takes the wind from my sails. - Skeeter
Said the salty old skipper from Wales…..
"I hate sailing into gales…….
‘Cause after the storm…….
I can’t seem get warm……
And believe me it never fails." - Skeeter
Said the salty old skipper from Wales……
"My crew are mostly males……
But the occasional girl…….
I’ll give a whirl………
And you know what that entails." - Skeeter
Said the Salty old skipper from Wales……
"We need some more stainless nails……
To fix this old crate………
So I’ll send the first mate………
Before the hull she fails." - Skeeter
Said the salty old skipper from Wales…..
"In rain and sleet and gales…….
I’ve sailed many a bucket……..
From here to Nantucket……….
As he donned his top hat and tails." - Skeeter
Said a salty old skipper from Wales
I’ve resided in most countries jails
I have a fondness for drink
Then I piss in the sink
And have a fondness for telling tall tales. - Bonnie
Said a salty old skipper fromWales,
"Number one, it’s all right to chew nails.
It impresses the crew.
It impresses me too.
But stop spitting holes in the sails!" - Author Unknown
A man with a very large nose
Would often wipe it on his clothes
Or a hankie that’s plaid.
This made the tissue man mad
And they nearly came to blows. - - E. Cole Aye
A man with a very large nose
Like to write poetry, not prose
But he didn’t know to rhyme
So he had a hard time
Making this whole stupid limerick thingy work. - E. Cole Aye

Reader Comments


Re:  Safer Public Transportation


Patti,you asked: "Would you mind if Big Brother was watching AND listening if it really made you safer? "

Kind of brings to mind a Ben Franklin quote (and I know this isn’t exact, I’m sure someone out there has the actual quote at their fingertips), something to the effect that those who are willing to give up their freedom for safety deserve neither.

I’d rather take my chances with the boogeymen out there than have my private conversations listened to on public transportation (other than by the people sitting around me).

Makes me glad I’m a rural woman, like you. Then again, with GPS and On-Star technology, can bugging private vehicles be far behind? I think maybe the Man and I will stay on the Road King! - 1984, indeed. OhioKat




I ride the bus all the time, and we already have cameras in the front of the bus that record everything that goes on. This doesn’t bother me, and I do not care if they record my conversation either sense I’m usually griping about how stupid the bus drivers are with the way they drive, and with the way they talk about some of the riders, which by the way make sure they have a job. So, if this recording stuff will keep us safer, then I say go for it, but what I think is this. I think it won’t make a big difference in the safety. What I do think would, would be to put some people on the bus posing as riders that are really inspectors, and this would bust some of these drivers that haven’t any business on the road anyhow. - Signed, Tazz




Oi vey, I would feel less safe if I knew audio was being recorded as well. Can you say "stalker" or "blackmail." Who knows what a determined sicko could do with a few innocently spoken words? Who would be in charge of these recordings and how long would they be kept? Just because someone works for an established company (transit worker) doesn’t mean they are 100 % reliable. Does the name David Berkowitz ring a bell?

Not to even mention any personal information that could be used against one, such as medical information, or information about ones past. I am a totally different person than I was in my youth and certainly don’t want any of that info on my past to be record. Not nowhere, not nohow. Damn, just the thought of thought of these scenarios frightens me to no end. I don’t…I cannot see how listening to bus conversations could possibly make anyone safer. I do believe that is a way to gain control of the public.

Big Brother is already here and is just reaching out with his greedy fingers, wanting more and more. Besides, I actually enjoy the inane chatter, and find it quite amusing.(For instance, check this site out www.overheardinnewyork.com ) Not that I ride the bus very often. But it’s good for my bourgeoisie soul to mix with the great unwashed proletariat now and then…keeps me humble. - Anon.



Re:  BJ’s 15 Minutes


BJ, you said: "I will not live to be 102 like my friend. I am only 64, however, if I can do my part in life, make it worthwhile, make it count.. it is the quality of our lives that count after all, not just the length of it. "

My friend, I believe you have already done that.
Feel free to continue, of course. :-) - OhioKat





I just wanted to say that Edmond, OK has a great many kind, decent people…This is where Bobby Murcer came from too, may he rest in peace. - Cassandra in New York




Re:  Cliff and Butterflies

I havn’t spotted a Monarch up here yet although Google reports them in the Boreal forest, which I’m just on the southern fringe of. There’s one about the same size in black with a fancy border that is about as spectacular as any butterfly’s but I have not noticed many kinds. I’m still getting used to all the birds. A small, pale yellow butterfly is sometimes thick in the air. I can’t remember a time when I thought them to be related to Moths. That’s why l had to learn two words, and never smelled butterflyballs in with the woolens, eh? I did see a spectacular field of fireflies here this year, after only previously seeing a few at the most southerly point in Canada. I just walked to the lake north of town to watch the glow on the horizon from the midnight sun, and also got to see a bit of the aurora, as well as myriads of twinkling beetles in the marshy verges. - Bob of the North




Don’t see many butterflies where I live. However I hear you can grow different plants in your garden that are especially attractive to butterflies. I will have to try that next season. However, it was sometime in the early 70’s I was hitchhiking alone in SoCal. Not sure where exactly, but pretty sure it was Orange County (that’s right on top of San Diego county.)

Was heading south at the time. Not sure of the time of year either, and none of that really matters. What does matter and I will never forget is I found myself in the middle of the Monarch Butterfly migration, surrounded by thousands and thousands of butterflies. It was pure magic. - GrammieSammie




Oh man, Cliff, I wish the Monarchs reached (at least, I don’t think they do since I don’t think I’ve seen any). I remember standing on the football field during college band practice and watching flocks go over in Oklahoma. What a gorgeous sight!

I couldn’t even tell you for sure what there is here, can’t get outside much because of the heat and sunlight in summer to see. I know there are some, just not what they are. I see more birds here because they are larger and easier to see. My new glasses may change this, of course, since it seems my vision is not what it used to be!! - Ruth in Washington




About Butterflies
You could use a copy of the chart our Ohio Dept. of Natural Resources puts out. The butterflies you first see in mid summer ( before the Monarchs arrive) are probably either Viceroys or Admirals. Similar colors, smaller than Monarchs, different wing shape. And those tiny white ones are moths - Cabbage Moths. They lay hundreds of eggs on all manner of cabbage family plants, like half the veggie garden and a few flower items, and those eggs hatch and eat the leaves, grow up fast, mate, lay eggs, hatch and eat in a cycle that goes on all summer. I sprinkle plants they attack with talc -baby powder, actually. My grandfather grew cabbages and always used it. It works.

Yes, we host a few Monarchs in late summer. They love my zinnias. My favorite Butterfly is the Eastern Tiger Swallowtail. Never really noticed if the creatures’ colors change with temperature. The favorite moth of my youth isn’t seen as much any more - the Luna Moth. Light green-ish with a moon on each wing, always seen in the evening. Yeah, I know there’s big differences between butterflies and moths. My brother used to catch them and pin them to a board and get mad if they beat all the colors off their wings as they died. My parents called it Educational. I called it cruelty to animals. - Nancy L in Ohio



Re:  Viagra - Socialized Medicine

Gee Doug, Medicare and Social Security are working pretty good. Most people dance a little happy dance when they get old enough to get them. While I do agree about the War on Drugs, the War on poverty has worked just fine for the ultra-wealthy. Frankly, wars are destructive no matter which way you look at them. Nobody wins. I guess you must work for an insurance company, if you think that’s the answer. Myself, I think insurance is legally sanctioned Mafia. That’s just me. Not all of us can afford to purchase it. Some of us wouldn’t even if we could. - L&K, herm




Wow, if you think paying out for profit-making companies is expensive, its only because you haven’t tried paying the costs of loss-making Government.


Earlier this year, and not for the first time, I woke up to the news announcement that my State’s Health Care System was bankrupt. The Government was going to have to again increase taxes to cover the excess costs. I’ve also heard the Health Minister try and spin the fact that the Government could pay for top-of-the-range Private Health Insurance for everybody cheaper than the Government Health System.

Socialised medicine works for us? Sure, the way Soviet Union supermarkets worked for them.

It’s easy to think of ‘large profits’ as being cash ripped out of the system. An unnecessary expense. It’s easy to think of the world as being flat, too, and that view is just as accurate as the one about profits.

The Kindergarten view of business is ‘what’s left over after expenses goes into the owner’s back pockets, and that’s called profits’. In the adult world, that’s called dividends, and averages about 3% return on your investment. That’s not a huge return, given that a business downturn can mean you lose the lot. Even from dividends, much of the money that is made is re-invested in the business.

The huge profits of the Walton family aren’t carried about in their cheque-books. They are the Wal-Mart stores that the family owns and develops. Almost all the profits actually go into developing and extending the business and the services that the business provides.

Profits that aren’t taken out as dividends are capital investment in the business. A Government-owned system must either provide fewer services over time than these private companies, or else also charge you the cost of these extensions. So, surprising though it seems going government doesn’t save you the costs of these ‘profits’.

There are other great things about profits that you don’t get from Government systems. The first is that profit provides Government revenue. If you don’t have these companies paying taxes, the Government must make up that revenue from somewhere else. Yes, it’s your turn in the barrel again.

Next, when someone’s making large profits, other people want a share of them. So they come into the business to undercut them. Or they try to find other ways to seduce your money from you, such as by offering better quality services, or greater convenience. All of this works to your benefit, unlike the ‘like it or lump it’ provision of services under socialised medicine. (By the way, if you see a GP in my local medical Centre, you take who you’re given or you get nothing. No matter how much of an arrogant or ignorant pig she might be. They don’t have the profit margin compelling them to improve. )

The greatest thing about profit is the fact they can’t make any unless you say ‘Yes’. They have to offer you services that in your opinion are worth more than the price you pay for those services. Otherwise you don’t buy, and they make no profit at all. This rule does not apply in government provided services. You have to pay even when you think the services are not worth the cost. No matter how much.

There’s a lot more that can be said on this issue, but I doubt anyone’s even read this far. If there is anyone interested in it, at least read this article. - Regards, John in Oz




Taking your own back problem as an example, in many of those socialized healthcare systems you would still be in pain and waiting for your turn in the MRI machine. You’d still be waiting months from now. Wow. That sounds like fun.


While I recognize that some reforms are needed, I prefer real reform to government control. The vilification of the insurance industry (and pharmaceutical companies and pretty much anyone else on the business side of health care) is the great red herring of the health care debate.

My boyfriend, who is uninsured with a $30K hospital bill from a heart scare last year, and I have this debate frequently. He argues that he can’t afford insurance on his own, and I point out (after mentioning we could always get married - lol) that he could give up the extended cable package, go with a slower internet connection, play pool just one night a week and pay for a decent plan.

I’m not saying everyone could give up a few luxuries and come up with the money for a private plan, but all the hand wringing about the millions who just can’t afford coverage gets on my nerves. I just think we can come up with a system that takes care of the relatively tiny percentage of the population that really cannot get coverage, and one that doesn’t involve throwing the baby out with the bathwater. - Tammy in Alabama



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