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Greetings, Quotaholics:


Jobs are hard to come by these days. Employers have their pick from many applicants. Applicants have to do whatever it takes to be considered.

In Bozeman, Montana, people who apply for jobs with the city are being asked to provide personal information that is raising concerns over privacy.

In an article at montanasnewsstation.com, it was reported that part of the job application stated “Please list any and all, current personal or business websites, web pages or memberships on any Internet-based chat rooms, social clubs or forums, to include, but not limited to: Facebook, Google, Yahoo, YouTube.com, MySpace, etc.,’”.

“There are then three lines where applicants can list the Web sites, their user names and log-in information and their passwords.”

“The requirement is included on a waiver statement applicants must sign, giving the City permission to conduct an investigation into the person’s ‘background, references, character, past employment, education, credit history, criminal or police records.”’

In defending the policy city attorney Greg Sullivan said, “So, we have positions ranging from fire and police, which require people of high integrity for those positions, all the way down to the lifeguards and the folks that work in city hall here. So we do those types of investigations to make sure the people that we hire have the highest moral character and are a good fit for the City.”

One of the concerns raised by this policy is the fact that by giving someone your login and password to Facebook you are also giving that person access to all your friends pages.

But in this economy people need jobs badly enough to go along with whatever is requested. The article concludes with “No one has ever removed his or her name from consideration for a job due to the request, Sullivan added.”

Now I can understand an employer wanting to make sure that an employee or applicant doesn’t do anything to embarrass the employer. But is asking for login and password information going to far?

If someone was a member of some sort of embarrassing website, is it likely that they would reveal it on an application? What if the city discovered that you had omitted a website? Isn’t it likely that there are sites where you have created a membership and have since forgotten? If you really needed a job would you give out your login and password information if it was required?

After this article came out, I understand that the city is reviewing it’s application in order to address the privacy concerns. That’s good, but do you think the city went too far in the first place?

Privately,

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Today's Quotes


"If you cannot convince them, confuse them." - Harry S Truman

"Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves; when that right is pre-empted it is called brain-washing." - Germaine Greer

Today's Chuckle

Penny For Your Thoughts
[Thanks Bonnie]

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while, when the lass said, “A penny for your thoughts.”

The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, “Well, I was thinkin’ how nice it would be if ye’d give me a wee bit of a kiss.”

So she did so.

But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass to ask him, “What are ye thinkin’ now?”

To which the lad grumbled, “Well, I was hopin’ ye hadn’t forgot the penny!”

Life Sentences


"A specialist is a man who knows more and more about less and less."

"Given one well-trained physician of the highest type he will do better work for a thousand people than ten specialists."

"Lord, deliver me from the man who never makes a mistake, and also from the man who makes the same mistake twice." - all from William J. Mayo, born on this day 1861

Image'n That

Great Moments In Sports



Most Embarrassing or Scary Moment

Well, once again I’m on my soap box. What has me there? You ask. Well, let me enlighten you.

As many of you know I’m a disabled person, that is to say that I’m blind and I live for the time being on a disability check. My boyfriend is in the same situation. He and I have thought about being married many times, however we can not be due to a law in our country. The law states that two disabled persons can not be married unless one of them either gives up half or all of their check. This wouldn’t be a problem for either of us if we could find good paying jobs. However in the area that we live in, the good paying jobs are not accessible to us. He has a young son, and for us to lose our income would make it impossible to raise him correctly.

Now, the real problem with this is this. If you live together as a couple in this country, with out even being married and you have children, you have at your disposal lots of help. You can draw not only food stamps, but a check called AFDC (Aid for families with dependent children.) You do not even have to work as long as you document that you’re looking for work, or take a certain amount of classes.

Now, this wouldn’t bother me, except for one thing. These laws for those who live together with out being married do not apply to those of us who are disabled. We can’t even shack up, and keep our stable income. We must live apart, or get married, and lose our stable income. I do not think this law is fair, and I believe that it should be changed so that the same laws apply to all.

Are there any other disabled persons out there in this same situation? Do those of you who are not disabled think this law is fair?

Signed, Tazz On Her Soap Box Again!




Fire

Ready… Aim… No, that isn’t it.

The "four basic elements" are air, water, earth, and fire. Neither are actually a true element, but, instead, are composed of a conglomeration of true elements. However, as basic things go, air, water, earth, and fire are as basic as they come.

We need the earth to stand on. We need water and air to sustain us. Second to earth, fire is a tool for us. We make things out of earth elements. Just look around and you see it. However, the use of fire asa a tool is less obvious.

Of course we use fire, or a form thereof, to cook our food. Heating vegetables and meat makes it more palatable. Seasonings not withstanding
, most meat-eaters agree that a hunk of meat tastes better when cooked on a grill than simply heated in an oven. Some even prefer cooking over an open wood fire for the taste it provides. What early humanoids didn’t know directly was that this process was killing bacteria and overcoming toxins so the food itself wouldn’t kill them.

Fire, or it’s derivatives, have opened a lot of doors for us. Imagine a coffee bean. Uncooked, it is too hard and fibrous to be edible. Even boiled, it is neither tasty nor is it’s texture pleasing. Trust me, I’ve tried it. Someone, either accidentally or purposely, divined that roasting that same bean made it usable and tasty. I’m sure ancient humans found toasted, charred, and baked vegetation, and maybe animals, in the remnants of naturally occurring forest fires. Taste testing led to common knowledge. Eventually, taming the flame allowed our ancestors to duplicate what they found as hunter-gatherers.

Fires occur naturally when lightning strikes ignite dry grasses or timber. We call out the troops when this happens and we fight these fires, throwing all our resources and technology at it until we quench them entirely. However, there are many plants that need fire in order to reproduce. Some coniferous trees need fire to char it’s cones in order to release it’s seeds. Other seeds need their enveloping layers to be burned off for the zygote inside to germinate.

Here’s your quiz:
Do you cook on an open flame of any source?
Do you find grilled food to be tastier?
Does a flaming fireplace or bonfire mesmerize you?
What creative way do you use fire?

Fire - Not Just What You Do To Unwanted Employees
Cliff (the High-Tech Redneck who doesn’t rate a fancy ’signature pic’)

Kids' Weird Words, The Date from Hell, How I Met My Mate
Kirsten's Krazy Kaleidoscope

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“Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it.”
~ Not Your Average Dictionary ~

People tend to assume that because I’m from Africa, I know everything about the behaviour of wild animals. I’ll get questions like, “Hey, you’re from Africa. How does a pride of lions choose its leader? How does the mating ritual of zebras work? Do elephants really bury their dead?” I don’t know the answers to all of these questions. “Being from Africa” is not synonymous with “being a wildlife expert”.

One thing I do know about wild animals, though, is that they practice natural selection. A herd only moves as fast as its weakest member, and this can be an issue if you’re an antelope and your herd is being chased by a hungry lion. In a situation like this, the herd aren’t going to waste time actually killing their weak member, but they will simply leave him behind. That way, the lion will get to that member and devour it, allowing time for the rest of the herd to get away. If there is a fight between two antelopes, the stronger one will always win, while the weaker one may not even survive. Strong members of the herd will frequently seek out the weaker members and pick on them. This is how the herd gets stronger and ultimately survives.

I have discovered that kids do the same thing, but with a little more planning. Their target is always Mom, but they bide their time. They will wait patiently, sometimes for weeks, until Mom is having a bad day. As soon as Mom is feeling sick, or is particularly exhausted or emotionally overwhelmed, they will strike. In pairs. Siblings that usually hit each other over the head with Lego will display an extraordinarily united front if it means there is an opportunity to pick on their mother.

My kids have had the perfect opportunity to target me over the last week. It all started on Tuesday when I went for a run. The run itself was great. I went fast, I felt strong, and I had a great time. It was close to being a perfect run. Ten minutes after I finished running, though, I sprouted a nasty headache. I put it down to dehydration, took a couple of Tylenols and downed about a litre of water. Sure enough, the headache disappeared. Half an hour later, though, my throat suddenly started to hurt. A lot.

The following day, my throat felt like it was on fire. I couldn’t eat because it was too painful to swallow. I stocked up on lozenges and for two days I tried to avoid talking to anyone. By Thursday night I had a full-on cold and was feeling exhausted and a little feverish. That evening, my husband left for a ten-day-long business trip to Indiana. That’s the night the kids struck.

Pure genius, when you think of it. They waited until their Mom was exhausted, ill, and without any form of spousal backup. I went to bed, hoping for a good night’s sleep. This plan worked until about three in the morning, when I woke up to find myself wedged in by my sons. In an ideal world, I would have been able to just go back to sleep. However, nature was calling somewhat insistently, so I got up very slowly and carefully, making sure not to wake anyone. I did what I needed to do, and when I went back to bed I found my older son sitting up playing with one of his many Mr. Potato Heads. To be exact, it was Indiana Jones Taters of the Lost Ark. The one that plays the Indiana Jones theme when you press down on the hat.

Despite my best efforts to persuade my son to go back to sleep, I was forced to lie awake listening to the Indiana Jones theme from three in the morning until six thirty, when it was time for me to get up. At about five in the morning, my younger son started singing along. The two boys proved once again the resilience of youth by bouncing right into their day, full of energy. By the time I arrived at work, I was feeling, to borrow a phrase from a book, as rough as a badger’s arse.

Friday night was not a lot better. I went to bed early, grateful that I at least didn’t have to drag myself to work the following day. Throughout the night, the boys took turns waking up. They finally fell into a deep sleep at about four in the morning, and I drifted into a fitful sleep shortly thereafter. By seven on Saturday morning, they were up and running again. My head was exploding and I was so congested that my eyes were streaming, and my kids were torturing me with their energetic demands. I confess that for a few hours, I became one of those parents that sits on the couch watching TV while the kids run wild with no discipline. I was just too sick to do anything.

At the time of writing this article, I am feeling this cold finally start to break. As if they know I am starting to feel better, the kids no longer feel the need to terrorize me. I guess my days as the weakest member of the herd are numbered. I might even get a normal night’s sleep tonight.

Kaleidoscopically yours,
Kirsten

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Faithy's

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Faithy’s Freaky Sites (and free downloads)

Happy Monday RGQ !!! In order to find fodder for my RGQ masses I use a lot of tools. I receive several good E-Zines with great links in them, I review favorite sites for new ideas, I review you-tube, and others public upload sites and I use Search Engines. Extensively. I have been a Googleholic ever since I discovered the Beta version back in (mumble), but as noted recently I think the Corporate Monster ate the good Bot. So I have been using other engines with more and more frequency.

I have even tried the newest attempt – Bing.com. It looks a lot like Google on it’s side to me, but I do seem to be please with it’s findings so far. If you care to give it a go, go to:
www.bing.com (at the least it’s a nice easy type)

There are also a lot of old standards, all of which I use at times:
www.Yahoo.com – great for kids finds

www.AltaVista.com– good for govt and educational stuff like its link w/Babelfish too, which I use all the time.

www.DogPile.com– Who doesn’t love the sound of that. It is supposed to do a multi-engine search. I find it a bit slow, but it is Dog On accurate (fittingly enough)

www.webcrawler.com– doesn’t make you decide upfront what content you want, video, text, photo etc. But as the name implies it tends to crawl.

www.lycos.com– I like this for people content. It brings up “just plain folk” stuff more than most others. Thus teenagers and bloggers use it a lot.

Then we have www.ask.com and www.askjeeves.com neither of which has ever answered my questions with out having to re-try at least 3 times.

And as much as I personally dis-like Wickedpedia (or Stupipedia as I call it) it does have (IMHO) the very very best list of every and all search engines available. See regular people input IS good for something.
You can find it at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_search_engines

OK, OK one last thing, what could possible shut them all down? All at once (sorta); it was all the hits they received following Michael Jackson’ death. Their servers saw the high-traffic as a viral attack, but only for a minute. Then all was good on the web again.

Just a note to loyal readers who read and don’t just click: I am in for a busy busy week, and may not get Wednedays issue to you, I’ll try, but. . . I will certainly be here for Friday though, as I enjoy sharing all the great fireworks sites out there.

Searchingly,

the Freeloader
With another load of _ _ _ _

Tim's Tales


The best part of being me is I get to do what I want. Carol suggested I do a Dear Tim column occasionally. I haven’t committed to it, but as I expected, I could squeeze an article out of it.

Kat (formerly NorCalKat — she moved), says: “Tim. I think this would be a great addition to the RGQ, that is if you have the time or inclination to do it. If you do, maybe you could try it on a trial basis subject to cancellation at anytime? I even have a question I could throw in if you go ahead with this. Some of us have no resources available for help, other than online contacts.

Thanks, Kat. That’s half an article.

Most likely, it would be kind of like this: Tim, I have a question about Microsoft’s SteadyState. You said it returns your system to the state it was in when you first booted it. Does this mean that all programs you loaded since you bought your computer would be gone? What about your files? - Mike

Dear Mike.

Thanks for writing (even though I’m stealing this from comments).

SteadyState will return your computer to the condition it was in when you last started it. I haven’t extensively tested it, but I did install a program, rebooted, and the new program wasn’t there anymore. The programs I had installed previously were working fine, and all my data was there.

I haven’t tried creating a document and seeing if it survives, but if SteadyState does what it should, the document wouldn’t. I have not tested this, but that is the purpose behind such programs. I don’t want anyone installing anything on my computer, I don’t want them saving downloads or creating files. If you want to save something, buy a USB drive.

SteadyState has the option of saving changes — which you would want to do if you just installed Windows Updates, for example. But if you somehow got infected, if your computer is acting funny, anything like that, a reboot reverts your computer to the working state it was in when you first turned it on this morning.

Tim a’Musing
Having a Ball being called Dear

Tip of the Day


Icings

Always sprinkle toppings on while the icing is fresh, wet and sticky.

Poet-Tree


A bunch this time, some catch up’s too.

Next opening line…
It’s Monday, you know what that means…

Hints:  Here’s a great new rhyming/composition tool.  http://www.writerhymes.com/
There’s also a great rhyming dictionary at http://www.rhymezone.com/
Limerick rules.  http://freespace.virgin.net/merrick.sheldon/limerickrules.htm 

Submit Opening Line
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My boss is a pain you know where……
Yes, I mean the derriere………..
He gripes and he cries………
And lets out long sighs……
When he listens to Sonny and Cher.
(Well…….it rhymes.) - Skeeter
My boss is a pain you know where…….
And really I don’t much care……
If he yells and he snorts……..
With his silly retorts…….
And his aching soul he does bare. - Skeeter
My boss is a pain you know where…..
Yes…….I mean right back there………
In the seat of ones pants…….
When he hollers and rants……
And says,"Life just isn’t fair". - Skeeter
My boss is a pain you know where…..
But usually he’s fair……
Except when he comes to work late……..
After a really bad date…….
With a "blood shot" really weird stare.  - Skeeter
My boss is a pain you know where—
she has a really steely stare—
but I wonder why
she’s staring at my thighs
as if issuing me some kind of dare. - Cassandra in New York
My boss is a pain you know where
Some days I just sit and despair
My work is not up to snuff
He keeps piling on more stuff
All in all, he is quite unfair. - Bonnie
My boss is a pain you know where
All he does is sit there and glare
From his glass-fronted office
Counting my coffees
Like a bad-tempered bear in his lair
- Julian, England
My boss is a pain you know where
I work hard but he just doesn’t care
He never gives praise
And to ask for a raise
I don’t dare as I haven’t a prayer -
Julian, England
Our Bonnie has now run away
So she could deliver eggs today
In the fresh morning dew. . .
It’s an “O” not a “U”?
Hand me my reading glasses, okay? – Anne Onimous
Our Bonnie has now run away
Maybe she ran off to see Pompeii,
Or Londonairy,
Mexico City,
Bombay, Taipei, or a French café. – Anne Onimous
Our Bonnie has now run away
At least that’s what Mike thought last Friday.
She went to the E.R.
Where – and this is bizarre –
She wrote a limerick anyway. – E. Cole Aye
To temptation I’m quick to submit
My rival left out his shaving kit
So I filled it full
With bags and bagsful
Of something I call bull excrement. – E. Cole Aye
Reader Comments


Re:  Michael, Farrah, and Flies


For once I got nothing to say, except yuck! and good job flies! - Tazz



Re:  Cliff and Air

There have been so many bad smells over my life that I can’t begin to name the worst, but my kids diapers and the cats box has to top the list! My four kids were on soy formula and had absolutely toxic diapers–especially since my smeller was far more sensitive back then. (I won’t even mention what their burps were like!) The cat box currently holds that honor–it even beats my outdoor trashcan on a warm day. You can guess who gets the honor of cleaning it every day! It’s been a good thing that age has somewhat dulled my sense of smell.


Rain or damp weather makes it so much easier to breathe. I’ve actually had bloody noses when it gets dry here in the Pacific Northwest. It was really bad in Oklahoma during the long hot summers and cold dry winters, especially since I’m allergic to dust.

Every area has a distinct smell–to me at least. Cities are different from rural areas as are forests and beaches and deserts. Not necessarily bad–just different. I love ocean beaches and forests after a rain, the smells are great even when stinky and the air seems so fresh. - Ruth in Washington



Cliff asked: What is the foulest smell you smelled while breathing?
There are 2 that come immediately to mind, both having to do with chickens. I think that most teenagers nowadays only think about meat coming from a store, not actually from the animal itself. I lived in the country (still do), and had a friend that raised chickens for food. I was visiting one time that they decided to have fresh chicken. We caught the chickens (or tried) and her mom killed them. After you chop their heads off, you take them by the legs and dip them in a vat of boiling water. Then you get to pluck the feathers. OMG, that is probably the foulest smell ever!


I live in Alabama and there are several chicken houses where they raise chickens for companies like Tyson, etc. On a hot summer day with temperatures around 100 degrees and humidity around 80-90%, those chickens houses sure do put off a horrid stench. I am usually driving by so I can hold my breath long enough to get past them so that I don’t smell them that much. But then when they use that chicken litter for fertilizer on the field behind my house, it stinks for days!

Do you find it more difficult or easier to breathe when it’s clear or stormy?
I think usually it’s easier to breathe when it’s stormy. As I mentioned before, I live in Alabama. The humidity is pretty high here usually and when it’s clear it’s almost like breathing water sometimes. The air smells so much cleaner when it’s stormy. - Michelle in Alabama


 

Re:  Tim’s Help Desk

Tim,
I think this would be a great addition to the RGQ, that is if you have the time or inclination to do it. If you do, maybe you could try it on a trial basis subject to cancellation at anytime? I even have a question I could throw in if you go ahead with this. Some of us have no resources available for help, other than online contacts.

Hoping you say yes! - Kat (previously known as NorCalKat but since I’ve moved I need a new moniker)





It would be great if Tim would take questions–though I love the stories of his school life and his Piffy (?). Frankly, right now I’d be willing to give him cold hard cash to help with my computer. Something happened and either the power source died or we got a virus in spite of all the things I have to stop that. It keeps saying it’s going to dump the core memory when we start it up. Did I back up regularly, sort of? Of course it happened before I could do it this time. All our files, programs, bookmarks, etc. are on the hard drive. There’s no excuse for it since I do know better, thanks to Tim. I’m using my husband’s laptop, but it doesn’t have everything I want. We will have to build a new one–but the car is getting priority at the moment since he needs to work to support our food and shelter habit! - Ruth in Washington



Re:  Gasoline Prices

Bob of the North, while I could comment on several of your points I will cut to the chase and focus on the key phrase – “avoid climate change.”


Why, oh why, would we want to do that? The climate is supposed to change. The climate NOT changing would be unnatural.

Next thing you know, you’ll try to tell us that carbon dioxide is a pollutant, or something equally irrational. - Tammy in Alabama (planning to sit in her Jeep for an hour at lunch with the engine running and the A/C cranking out some cold air while I read a book)




Bob of the North thinks European petroleum taxes are too low.


It would be nice if he’d told us what he means by “oil is too valuable and dangerous to spend on cars” (précised).

I’m guessing that he’s referring to ‘global warming’ by ‘danger’ and I’m guessing he thinks that alternate uses of oil would provide better returns for society.

If he cares to admit that these are his arguments, then I’m happy to show why he’s mistaken.

Low energy prices bring economic prosperity and human freedom. I’m not willing to sacrifice these to Bob’s opinion that these things are ‘bad habits’. - John_in_Oz

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