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Greetings, Quotaholics,

My high school 40th reunion is going to be held this year. I’ve never been to one, partly because I was living out of state much of that time, but I might go this time.

When you realize that 40 years have passed you start to think about how things have changed, or not changed, in that time. I know that in the 60’s we thought that trips into space would be common for tourists. Many of us thought that when our hippy generation took over we would probably end U.S. involvement in wars. Probably nobody back then thought that there would be a black president. But most surprising of all, at least to me, is that attitudes about drug use haven’t changed.

For decades now people have been sent to prison for possessing or using drugs. There are many people who argue that drugs are no more dangerous than alcohol or tobacco yet these drugs are legal.

We have been sold on the idea of a “war on drugs” and that is where we have remained in spite of evidence that the war is not working. As a matter of fact, in part because of drug convictions, “…the U.S. is home to 5% of the global population but 25% of its prisoners”.

Our prisons are bursting at the seams, punishment doesn’t seem to be working, yet calls for decriminalization bring forth fears of drug crazed psychopaths roaming our streets.

But would it work? It turns out that it does. At least if Portugal is any indication. A recent article in Time Magazine points out that in 2001 Portugal “…became the first European country to officially abolish all criminal penalties for personal possession of drugs, including marijuana, cocaine, heroin and methamphetamine.”

“At the recommendation of a national commission charged with addressing Portugal’s drug problem, jail time was replaced with the offer of therapy. The argument was that the fear of prison drives addicts underground and that incarceration is more expensive than treatment — so why not give drug addicts health services instead? Under Portugal’s new regime, people found guilty of possessing small amounts of drugs are sent to a panel consisting of a psychologist, social worker and legal adviser for appropriate treatment (which may be refused without criminal punishment), instead of jail.”

But that could never work could it? The article continues, “… a report commissioned by the Cato Institute, a libertarian think tank, suggest otherwise.”

“The paper, published by Cato in April, found that in the five years after personal possession was decriminalized, illegal drug use among teens in Portugal declined and rates of new HIV infections caused by sharing of dirty needles dropped, while the number of people seeking treatment for drug addiction more than doubled.”

“‘Judging by every metric, decriminalization in Portugal has been a resounding success,’ says Glenn Greenwald, an attorney, author and fluent Portuguese speaker, who conducted the research. ‘It has enabled the Portuguese government to manage and control the drug problem far better than virtually every other Western country does.’”

There’s far more to the article, I recommend that you read it. Bottom line is that all indications are that the policy has been successful and in spite of what many would think, drug use is actually down.

Do you feel that it is time for other countries to give this a try? Do you feel it makes sense to treat people for addictions rather than punish them for use? Couldn’t we use the same model for drugs that is currently used for alcohol, punish only when use becomes a hazard to society, i.e. driving under the influence?

Soberly,



P.S. I’d just like to take a moment to recognize a young man from the town I live in. For those of you who don’t watch television, Wednesday night was the grand finale of the show American Idol and the winner was Kris Allen.  Congratulations Kris!

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Today's Quotes


A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world. - John le Carre


If a tree falls in the forest with no one to hear it, then who will notify the next of kindling? – unknown

Today's Chuckle

Hubby’s Shopping Trip
[Thanks Bonnie]

A wife sent her husband and their daughter to the health food store with a carefully prepared shopping list. They returned with brussel sprouts, organically grown tomatoes, wild rice, tofu, veggie burgers, celery stalks, …. and a box of chocolate cookies.

The man noticed his wife’s hostile glare when she pulled out the cookies. So he said, “Hey, this box of cookies has one-third less sugar AND fat than usual!”

“Really? And just why is that?” she asked icily.

“We ate a third of the cookies on the way home,” he grinned.

Life Sentences

Achievements, seldom credited to their source, are the result of unspeakable drudgery and worries.


Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.


I have long been convinced that my artistic ideal stands or falls with Germany. Only the Germany that we love and desire can help us achieve that ideal. – all from Richard Wagner, born on this day in 1813

Image'n That

Great Moments In Sports



Imp-Revised News

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Forensic scientists have refined facial reconstruction techniques to a fairly high degree. Using just a few bones found at a burial site, they can build a complete skull. Using empirical data gathered over decades, they can apply simulated musculature and overlay it with simulated flesh, creating an image recognizable, in many cases to the friends and family of missing persons. It’s not a perfect science, but it is a valuable investigative tool and surprisingly accurate at times.

There is enough data available on skull and facial bones to be able to make a general determination of “race” if enough is available which suggests the type of underlying musculature to use and skin overlays to use. Richard Neave, one of Britain’s leading forensic scientists, has created a clay model of the first known European using jawbone and skull fragments found in a Carpathian cave in seven years ago. The bones were carbon dated to about 35K years ago.

Here’s what sets me to tingling. If the resulting face were real and dressed in modern clothes, you’d never know it was 35K years old. The second thing is that the facial features appear to be more African than Caucasian.

Now the only type of racism that I like to engage in is maybe betting on the Preakness, on the occasional Ski-Doo race between Bubba and Vern, or who gets all the Oreo double stuff licked off first. But just think about the impact on “White Supremacists” who have to face the very distinct possibility that they are descendents of an African race that spread to Europe. It would have only taken a few thousand years for the change in climates and diets to have produced mutations. Imagine despising your own ancestors!

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Beverage Of Choice

These days you can find just about any drinkable liquid contained in single or multiple-serving sized containers. What used to be touted as "natural spring water" until it was discovered to be "out of the tap" instead, bottled water is one of the higher selling products. It comes as-is or flavored. It is even available with enhancements for energy or retention benefits.

There are an array of "soda", "pop", or "soda pop", depending on what area you are from. A whole myriad of flavors are out there, along with an array of combinations of flavors, enough to seemingly please the palate of just about anyone. At first glance, every possible combination has been marketed. Or so it would seem. "New" flavors are not seemingly being introduced as often as they used to be, at least.

But soft drinks are not the only mind-boggling series of drinks. Those containing alcohol are even more profound. With micro-breweries and "name brands", beer has to be the most proliferous beverage in the world. Enjoyed from ancient recipes, and a world-wide acceptance, variations abound. Wineries pump out copious amounts of libations, including variations like coolers and those with flavor additives. Distilleries abound that produce flavored alcohol of many types. Whiskey, brandy, cognac, define the rainbow of products with a horde of other products filling in the shades of "colors". Additionally, people often brew their own concoctions, whether distilled, or brewed. Some say, "If it doesn’t move, make wine from it. If it does move, serve it with your wine."

Of course we cannot leave out the natural potations. Coffee and tea used to be served only hot and in a single cup. Now, both can be found hot or cold, in single servings, or in packs & cartons of multiple servings. Frappacino, mocha and espresso have become common requests at coffee shops and grocery stores. Darjeeling, pekoe, and green teas have found new connoisseurs worldwide. Sarsaparilla and root beer have been around a very long time. It appears, if it tastes good, it can be made into a liquid.

Juice has long been a favorite. Even from prehistoric times, humans squeezed, pummeled, mashed, and otherwise extracted the liquids from just about anything that grew or produced fruit that wouldn’t kill them. In the late 60’s and 70’s, juice bars became popular. If it could fit in a blender, it was ground to a consistency of a milk shake (yet another invention) and people would line up to partake of the supposed benefits it contained.

Did I mention milk shakes? Milk from numerous mammalian species is collected and used for dietary supplement. We add frozen, flavored milk and yogurt products to milk and non-dairy bases. Pasteurized, homogenized, and other -izes, we make milk the basis of many drink mixtures. Strawberry, chocolate, cherry, and other flavorings are added to just milk to appease the taste buds. Then there is simple, out-of-the-teat chilled whole milk those of us over 40 may have enjoyed as children.

Here’s your quiz:
What do you drink most of?
Do you look at labels to see what natural or artificial ingredients are in your beverage?
Do you get your 8 glasses of water each day? Are you afraid to drink water?
Do you create your own beverage(s)? If so, are your dirty socks in danger of becoming a "test batch"?

Beverage Of Choice - Drink Up!

Cliff (the High-Tech Redneck who doesn’t rate a fancy ’signature pic’)

Kids' Weird Words, The Date from Hell, How I Met My Mate
Kirsten's Krazy Kaleidoscope

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“To a runner, a side stich is like a car alarm. It signifies something is wrong, but you ignore it until it goes away. ”
~ Unknown ~

In the last issue, I wrote about how runners are really crazy people who insist on going out on the road no matter what. Hurricanes and broken legs are not enough to stop them, and if these conditions slow them down, they’ll simply say, “It’s good for a runner to have an easy run now and then”. It’s not to say that participants in other sports are not passionate about what they choose to do, but in many cases, they have a slightly higher measure of common sense.

But what exactly is it that makes runners so weird about their chosen sport? I myself have used all sorts of rationalizations. I have to break in my new running shoes. I don’t want to lose my momentum of losing weight/getting fit/making sure the sidewalks are robust enough. I’m on a training program for a half-marathon that’s happening four months from now and I don’t want to fall behind. While all of these are valid reasons (except for the thing about robust sidewalks, I made that up for fun), in themselves they are not usually a reasonable explanation for the fact that on many occasions, runners will go running come hell or high water, even when they very clearly shouldn’t. We don’t generally think of running as a hazardous activity, but there have been tragic instances of people running marathons while ill, only to drop dead on the other side of the finish line.

What it really comes down to - the reason many runners are so obsessed - is a phenomenon known as the runners high. All rigorous physical activity results in the release of endorphins. Scientifically and etymologically, “endorphin” means internal morphine, or morphine that is generated within our own bodies. It has the effect of anaesthetizing nerve endings. It acts as a natural pain-reliever and results in a feeling of extreme happiness and well-being. When an athlete runs until they start feeling the effects of the exertion - this threshold varies broadly from one runner to the next, but is thought to generally be around the half-hour mark - the body starts to pump out the endorphins. The endorphins block out any discomfort that the runner may be experiencing, be it from exertion, a stitch in the side, an ache in the arch of the foot, or whatever (this is what runners refer to as “running through the pain”), and they leave the runner with a feeling of elation.

In many cases, the runners high only kicks in right at the end of a run, or immediately after the run has ended. For this reason, some people have theorized that the runners high has less to do with endorphins and more to do with a feeling of accomplishment. Research, however, suggests otherwise. Scientists in a European study gathered together a whole lot of athletes. Half of them were runners; half of them were athletes in other sports. All of the subjects underwent a PET scan, and they were then sent off to engage in their chosen activity for two hours. At the end of this time, a second set of scans was done. The results showed that after two hours of activity, the runners did in fact have a higher concentraion of endorphins than the other athletes.

So there you have it. Next time you see someone running down the road grinning inanely like a village idiot, don’t call for the men in white coats. It’s just someone who has discovered how to legally get high.

Kaleidoscopically yours,
Kirsten

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Tim's Tales


Did you ever have one of those days you thought would be easy, but turned out harder than anticipated? I had one of those today.

You see, the were shutting off the power to a couple of buildings on campus today. The College “officially” opens at 8:30, but since there would be no power, there would be no lights, there would be no phones, there would be no internet or e-mail or any kind of computer use. So the College decided not to open until noon. Free paid morning off. Except for my PFY and my boss, they had to come in to shut down our servers and the phone system. I got to come in at 10:00, when power was expected to be restored.

The power still wasn’t on when I got there, which presented a problem. I don’t work until I get my tea. The microwave I use to heat the water for my tea needs electricity to actually heat the water. Now, there is a building all the way across campus that had electricity, but they only had one of those water fountains that heated the water. Not hot enough for good tea, but it would be passable, and I could start work, although I couldn’t work without electricity.

But then I saw somebody carrying a coffee cup. After an interrogation that would rival the Spanish Inquisition, I was informed of the free coffee and tea being offered the next building over. I interrupted the movie my boss was watching to let him I’m taking a road trip. I should explain that it was already 72F, and nice and sunny. I walked slow to pass the time.

I did that three or four times waiting for noon and everyone to show up late for work they couldn’t do. I openly slept at my desk, and got paid for it. A few “why are we here”s later they decided to close the College at 2:00. Early day for them. I had to stay until everything was working. And now I had no tea.

The power came back on a few minutes after 2:00. I rushed to my microwave to heat my tea. Just as I was setting the timer, the power went out again. My boss commented that he had never seen me move that fast.

The power *really* came on about half an hour later. I got my tea, and we fired up our servers. By 3:00, most everything was working, and I had my tea. I told PFY to go home. Boss and I finished the “details”, and he told me to stick around for a bit in case anyone calls.

I had to point out that there were about 2 people left on campus, we were them, and I was going back to sleep. He told me to go home.

It’s so exhausting being smarter than him once I’ve had my tea.

Tim a’Musing
Having a Ball with Yarns


Tip of the Day


Low Fat Cooking

Thicken gravies with milk or broth blended in the blender with flour. Be sure to cook long enough to remove the raw flour taste. You’ll never notice the lack of fat.

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Well a threat got Lou to join the fun.  What will it take to fill this space up?? (I know what you’re thinking!  It’s not my fault my lines suck!)

Next opening line…
I sat, deep in thought, on the throne…

Hints:  Here’s a great new rhyming/composition tool.  http://www.writerhymes.com/
There’s also a great rhyming dictionary at http://www.rhymezone.com/
Limerick rules.  http://freespace.virgin.net/merrick.sheldon/limerickrules.htm 

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There was a young lady called Tess
Who’s bust caused her much distress.
She took quite a chance
Whenever she would dance
Because her boobs would pop out her dress. - Lou in Buckeye country
There was a young lady called Tess
Whose room was a hideous mess
By her mother admonished
She seemed quite astonished
But that’s pretty normal I guess
- Julian, England
There was a young lady called Tess
Who always wore a very short dress
When the wind, it did blow
Her underwear, it did show
But she very seldom wore them, I confess. - Bonnie
 
   
Reader Comments


Re:  Old Mothers

In "Catcher in the Rye" Holden Caulfield opines that having children makes women crazy. I think that the problem starts with the desire for children. There are obviously too many of them already, so they are doomed to great struggle or early death. Or, just maybe, to becoming far wiser and more equitable than their parents. - Bob of the North


A) There is no way to stop a sufficiently determined fool.

B) There is no known cure for stupid.

C) No, it is not fair to the child. Any more than it is fair for a child to have a 14 year old mother. - L&K, herm




Personally I think that it is none of any one else’s business that these old women had children. If God hadn’t wanted these children here they’d not be here. Nothing happens for no reason. I also think that if these women had the for-thought to go to all this trouble to get pregnant they must’ve made some arrangements for them.

Also just because they have no brothers or sisters doesn’t mean they don’t have younger family members that can help if something happens, and as far as being bullied, if it weren’t their mother’s age, it would be something else. Every child is bullied at one time or another. Should my parents not kept me or maybe have snuffed me out because I was blind and would be bullied in school? - Tazz
[The point wasn’t that the baby would be an only child, but the mother. She has no family to help her out. She is an only child whose parents are deceased. - Patti]




These women are incredibly selfish. They have that sense of entitlement that so pervades our modern life, that just because you can do something you should go ahead and do it. They never seem to have been given any kind of moral compass when they were young on what was right or wrong. I don’t care how fulfilled they feel because they had these kids at such an old age, how will those kids feel about it in 18 years or so. I knew several kids when I was younger who were they only children of much older parents, brats every one of them and didn’t improve with age. - Ruth in WA



Re:  Cliff’s Wind


Oh Cliff, you should have grown up in my family. Maybe being German had something to do with it, but it was a contest a lot of the time for all of us. I can still give myself the giggles if I accidentally let one at the wrong time! My poor kids weren’t raised any better, but maybe it was healthier than trying to hold them in!? (Besides, after you’ve been around babies with Soy formula farts–nothing can phase your nose.)

After 30 years of marriage, four kids, and gallbladder surgery 20 years ago, everything gives me the vapors, including some of my medications. Bless, my husband who doesn’t even blink anymore, but who can be guilty of some the more obnoxious offenses around the house.

Never knew about lighting them–boy, was my childhood sheltered after all! Nowadays I just figure it happens and if they aren’t too loud or ghastly I just get on with life. Though if they happen around friends or family I will apologize! - Ruth in WA



Re:  Kirsten’s Better and Running

I just want to say that your articles encourage me and make me keep going when I don’t think I can take another step. I wish I could have the thing you do, and that is an article to write for. You are the very fortunate one and I’m proud of you and your efforts.

Personally I liked it when you said you couldn’t write because of your hurting cavs. LOL! - Tazz


 

Re:  Mixed at Birth

My "real parents" divorced when I was 2, and I never had a real connection with them or their subsequent families. I honestly feel I would have been better off being given up for adoption. Back to one of the questions in the lead story today; my mother was 14 years old when they "had" to get married. Hope you keep chiming in now and again. - L&K, herm - Who believes that every child deserves to be loved and wanted.



Re:  Reader Submission

Thanks for posting that quote. That will help some one I just know it in my heart. - Love Tazz.



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will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."— Terry Pratchett

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