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March 27, 2009

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Greetings, Quotaholics,


The recent financial crisis has revealed how poorly regulatory agencies have performed. Whether it’s a lack of funding, lack of manpower, corruption, or political pressure, the system is broken.

However, not all regulatory agencies are dedicated to the financial area. Some are concerned with the health and safety of the citizens. Probably the biggest of these is the Food and Drug Administration.

One of the tasks assigned to the FDA is approval of new drugs and deciding whether drugs will be “controlled”, by prescription only, or “over-the-counter”, available without a prescription.

These decisions are supposed to be made based on the results of drug trials and proven benefits. Politics shouldn’t be involved.

However, a recent case decided in the Eastern District of New York, found that a decision by the FDA was, in fact, based on political pressure.

According to an article at Law.com, “Plan B, a synthetic hormone that blocks unwanted pregnancy when taken within 72 hours of sexual intercourse, was approved for prescription-only use in July 1999. In 2006, the agency approved the switch to over-the-counter use for women 18 and older.”

“The present action dates back to 2001, when 66 organizations, including the Association of Reproductive Health Professionals (ARHP), filed a so-called ‘Citizen Petition’ requesting that the FDA convert Plan B, and all emergency contraceptives, from prescription-only to over-the-counter status, with no age or point-of-sale restrictions.”

“Those applications and the petition received much support from scientists at the FDA, who found the drug to be ‘safe and effective’ with a ‘low misuse and abuse potential.’”

“Nonetheless, in May 2004, the then-acting FDA commissioner, Janet Woodcock, denied the application, citing among other factors a purported lack of data supporting appropriate use of Plan B by adolescents under 16.”

The plaintiffs alleged, among other things, that the FDA allowed “…an unusual degree of involvement by the White House” in making this decision.

The Judge ruled in favor of the plaintiffs , and said, "This lack of good faith is evidenced by, among other things, (1) repeated and unreasonable delays, pressure emanating from the White House, and the obvious connection between the confirmation process of two FDA Commissioners and the timing of the FDA’s decisions; and (2) significant departures from the FDA’s normal procedures and policies in the review of the Plan B switch applications."

Now I know this article is walking a fine line here. We have standing rules at RGQ that we never discuss abortion, religion, or politics so I don’t want to focus on those areas. What concerns me is the evidence, presented in Federal court, that the FDA went against its own scientific advisors in making a decision concerning the use of an over-the-counter drug. Further, that this was done for political reasons.

If these agencies can’t operate free from political pressure, can we have faith that they are acting in our best interest? Should the heads of these agencies continue to be appointed by the President? As political appointees, aren’t we guaranteed that they will have an agenda to fulfill? Don’t we need agencies such as the FDA, FBI, Federal Reserve, etc. to be acting on behalf of citizens rather than a political party?


Apolitically,


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Today's Quotes


“If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.” - Dennis Roth


“Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.” - Branch Rickey

Today's Chuckle


Temptation

Following a successful rally, the evangelist was relaxing in his trailer, when there was a knock at the door. “Come in,” he said. A young maiden, truly beautiful, threw herself at his feet and said, “Reverend, I have nothing to give but my body.” The preacher looked skyward, “Lord, deliver me from temptation.” And then following a long pause, he began unbuttoning his shirt, and added, “In about an hour or so.”


Life Sentences

“Fame was thrilling only until it became grueling. Money was fun only until you ran out of things to buy.”


“Because I take care of my body, it doesn’t look like the body of a woman of my years.”


“I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so.” – all from Gloria Swanson, born on this date in 1899

Image'n That

Fun With Drunks

Imp-Revised News

E-Mail the Imp

The “Green” movement can be a pain in the ass, both figuratively and literally. You’ll find out why I said that a little later.

I can support some of the objectives of the Tree Huggers (by any name) unconditionally and some others I reject totally. The majority of the conflict concerns objectives that require compromise. As an example, I’m against clear cutting virgin forest and slash and burn farming practices. I also realize that we need to keep producing lumber and wood products, and need to clear fresh land to raise crops. We just need to find away to do both with the least environmental impact.

The best way to conserve natural resources is to take them off the table. Our current reserves of fossil fuels will last indefinitely if we stop using any at all. That’s not practical and it isn’t going to happen. The best we can do is to stretch what we do have; use an absolute minimum and recycle as much as we can.

I recently saw a Fox News report where a tree hugger wants us to reject using toilet paper that isn’t made from recycled paper products. According to a study, ten million trees a year could be saved by just switching to recyclables. Now when it comes to toilet paper, I’m a fan of Great Northern, two ply quilted paper…the softer, the better. Now with that tissue there comes the possibility of tearing during use, so I compensate by using a few extra sheets, several more than the recommended quantity. I’ve tried recycled toilet paper, both single and dual ply and let me tell you it is pain in the ass. The butt cheeks hanging on this old body demand comfort…not sandpaper.

I’ll save my share of paper and wood products in other ways. I’ll get a few cotton canvas totes for groceries and tell them to jam both paper and plastic where the sun don’t shine. I think we’re still raising cotton so that’s renewable. I’ll sign up for an electronic version of my newspaper and strangle my canary. (The damn bird doesn’t sing anyway.) I’ll do the same thing for a few of my magazines…I’ve been reading them online anyway. Of course I’ll have to come up with an alternative for the barber shop and the porcelain throne, but at least I’ll have nice, butt soft, ass wipe!

The Bad Sied

Most Embarrassing or Scary Moment


Speak Up!

Speak right up!

Patti's Parenthetical Past

Survival Of The Fittest

Scientists attribute the ability of flora and fauna to survive in a particular environment to the fact they have adapted and evolved to best avail themselves of the nutrients available to them. Sure there are extraneous factors, like asteroids and other natural phenomena that suddenly change the stakes in the game, but the cockroach has adapted most efficiently and remains the only living being whose ancestors were almost identical to them and witnessed all other creatures evolve and change.

There is continual competition among animals for nesting and feeding. Different types of woodland creatures share the same areas and nest in similar settings. Squirrels and birds build nests in the upper tree limbs. Chipmunks and moles create burrows to underground nesting sites. Rabbits and some birds nest on the ground. Similarities extend to appetites as well. A bird feeder is a misnomer. It should be called "animal feeder" as most small creatures find the morsels quite tasty.

Watching this competition is sometimes quite entertaining. For example, the Bluejay and squirrel we feed usually arrive separately, but this is not always the case. It isn’t uncommon we have to toss a peanut one way for the jaybird, and another the other way for Stubby. What is most fun is tossing a peanut between them and watching. Jay is undefeated. He will wait and give Stubby a head start and still get to the peanut first. The real funny part is the "HEY" the jay screams as he snatches the peanut away.

Here’s your quiz:
Have you noticed anything entertaining about the habits of animals in your neck of the woods?
Are there any odd creatures nesting nearby?
Do you enjoy watching wild animals?
Are you thinking about binoculars and open window shades?

Survivors - Not Just A Reality Show

Cliff (the High-Tech Redneck who doesn’t rate a fancy ’signature pic’)

Kids' Weird Words, The Date from Hell, How I Met My Mate
Kirsten's Krazy Kaleidoscope

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“I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.”
~ Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903 ~

I don’t understand men sometimes. They have such conflicting attitudes to health and medicine. For instance, if a man is lying fifteen feet away from his arm, and both him and his arm are gushing blood like there’s no tomorrow, he will refuse to go to the emergency room on the grounds that he might look like a wimp in front of his friends. But give him a little cold and he’ll turn into a whining, snivelling cry-baby. He’ll take to his bed and act like he’s got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

My husband has a cold. I don’t deny that he’s sick. I don’t dispute that he’s not feeling at all well, or that he needs to be taken care of. I’m just not at all convinced that this is a national catastrophe. Now, I’m well aware that it is very unkind to make light of someone else’s pain, but I have to be honest here. Certain elements of my husband’s cold are kind of entertaining. His hair, for one. I don’t know why, but when my husband is sick, his hair just becomes inexplicable. No matter how much he brushes it, it stands up at all angles. And for another thing, his voice changes. It gets this husky kind of quality, and the end result is one of two things. Either he sounds like he swallowed a bug, or he sounds like he’s auditioning for the lead role in The Godfather.

As intriguing as the voice and the hair can get, I much prefer it when my husband is not sick. For a start, I do kind of like him and I don’t like to see him in pain. Another, equally valid reason is that with all due respect, he’s a bit of a pain when he’s not well. Ask any mom on earth. She’ll tell you that having five sick children is a darn site easier than having one sick man. I don’t say this in an attempt to be nasty about men. I don’t blame them for the way they are when they’re sick. But just because I don’t blame them, that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

And so, in order to hasten along my husband’s recovery, I went to the pharmacy today. I was pressed for time and wasn’t able to browse around at my leisure, so I went straight to one of the People In White Coats. The pharmacist - a grandmotherly type with twinkling eyes - very pleasantly asked if she could help me.
“I need drugs,” I said. “I have a sick man at home.”
“Oh, you poor thing,” she said, sympathetically. “Let’s find something to ease your pain.”
She made some inquiries about symptoms, and then bustled around gathering cough syrup, lozenges, and some powdery lemony stuff (for him), and some reduced-price Swiss chocolate (for me). Like she said, I needed something to ease my pain.

I came home with my spoils, dosed him up, fed him, and gave him a cup of tea. He’s now resting peacefully on the couch, watching some ultimate wrestling thing - one of these fighting things where the only rule is that there are no rules. He hasn’t made any demands or threatened to kick the bucket for about half an hour now, so I can only assume he’s feeling a bit better.

Kaleidoscopically yours,
Kirsten

Tim's Tales


Today I want to talk a little more about the Conficker worm. As I told you Wednesday, if you can update Windows, you aren’t infected with it. But if you can’t update Windows, that doesn’t necessarily mean you have it. You could have some other nasty. So how do you find out if you’re infected with anything? Well. Microsoft has an online scanner (Vista users click here) that will scan you computer for all sorts of problems. You must use Internet Explorer for the scan, even if it isn’t your default browser. Microsoft is like that.

I also want to point out that I only got one e-mail since registering to download the Conficker cleaner from Sophos (besides the confirmation e-mail). You see, I downloaded the network version of the cleaner. This morning I got a call from Sophos, basically following up to make sure we didn’t have any serious problems. Of course, the lady that called was also wondering what we used for our AV protection, probably hoping for a sale. But when I told her we used AVG, that was the end of it. She asked a few other questions, but there was no hard sell. She e-mailed me her contact info, but basically it was a very pleasant and informal call. I just wanted to let you know that you don’t have to worry about getting bombarded with e-mail from Sophos, most likely the confirmation e-mail is the only one you’ll ever get.

So, folks, start scanning. There’s only a few days left before Conficker activates, and I’m sure you don’t want to find out how nasty it can be.

Tim a’Musing
Having a Ball with Security

Tip of the Day


Uses for old newspaper

Crumple (no colors) and place in plastic containers to eliminate odors

Poet-Tree


I didn’t do too good with that line!  Let’s see if this one is any better.

Next opening line…
I wanted to bake a nice pie…

Hints:  Here’s a great new rhyming/composition tool.  http://www.writerhymes.com/
There’s also a great rhyming dictionary at http://www.rhymezone.com/
Limerick rules.  http://freespace.virgin.net/merrick.sheldon/limerickrules.htm 

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I got pretty wild on spring break—
My ID I went out and faked—
But then I got drunk
and fell into a trunk
and was then tossed right into the lake. - Cassandra in New York
 I got pretty wild on spring break
I indulged in two pieces of cake!
Don’t ask me why
I’m just that kind of guy
And I won’t let it keep me awake!
- Julian, England
I got pretty wild on spring break
A large tumble I managed to take
I was swinging on a vine
While drinking red wine
Boy, does my head ever ache! - Bonnie
 
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Re:  Drunk Not Driver

About that ‘drunk arrested for being in control of a vehicle’ , I do believe he should appeal and they’re going to lose that one. He was not in control and could not drive the vehicle because there was one element missing; the ignition keys were in his pocket.

As you state in the article, "In February 2005 a drunk guy was arrested in Manchester, Connecticut. He was in a bar parking lot sitting in his car. He had remotely started the car and the engine was running. The keys were not in the ignition. The car never moved and neither did he – until he was arrested for drunk driving."

MY car has a remote starter also, and I know that to drive it, or even engage the transmission, the keys must be in the ignition. Cops and the courts are overzealous in England. I read that some woman pulled her car over to the curb to assist her disabled son who was in respiratory distress, and they ticketed her for illegal parking. I could spend days recounting some of the travesties that pass for justice in the UK. Now there is a country sorely in need of a revolution… tea, anyone?… -
Jacques (in S-E Ont.)



Re:  Battle of the Sexes

On Gender Differences:
My mom was going to VOW meetings when I was in kindergarten in ‘53, so I grew up with the notion of equal opportunity, etc. Then I noticed my wife arguing that she should be allowed to tear up her signed contracts because women were not yet used to signing contracts.

A friend of mine got all enthusiastic about a troop of Baboons that was getting along without an Alpha male, and I countered with an article about female aggression among Baboons. Her entire circle swore off using primate studies ever again. Worldwide, across many cultures, an amazingly consistent ten percent of children are misinformed about the identity of their fathers, although that figure is over 30% for those on child support payments.

My thesis is that ma nature is a great compensator. Where men are obvious in their use of power, women are devious, but just as destructive, and creative, overall. We should seek to be in synergistic relationships, not equal ones. Trying to have equal numbers in most professions is a big mistake, as is trying to have either sex barred from a profession. Exceptional talents in unusual professions may not always enjoy being extra different, but it does improve recognition, at least.

-About that ability to recognize 9,457 colours - I produced, from memory, in one try, a paint chip that vanished on a dinner plate my girlfriend wanted to match. Is that so hard for other guys, or just all the trendy names? -
Bob of the North



Patti offers this: Quote from Winston Churchill; "The battle between the sexes would be over and done-with, there would be a clear-cut winner and a clear-cut loser…if there were not so much fraternization between the enemies!"


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