December 24, 2008
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| Christmas, 1914 The war in Europe was only four months old, yet it had already reached a savagery unknown until that time. After the initial success of the German army, the war became a desperate trench struggle with a very high casualty count. The promise of early success seemed like a far away dream. The snow and the cold of 1914 made things even worse, but as the darkness fell on Christmas Eve something happened that would never occur again. Sir Edward Hulse, a 25-year-old lieutenant, wrote in his diary about this strange occurrence. "A scout named F. Marker went out and met a German Patrol and was given a glass of whisky and some cigars, and a message was sent back, saying that if we didn’t fire at them they would not fire at us." That night, where the fighting only five days earlier had been fierce, suddenly just stopped. The following morning, Christmas day, German soldiers walked towards the British lines while the British came out to greet their enemy. They exchanged souvenirs with each other and the British gave the German soldiers plum pudding as a Christmas greeting. Soon arrangements were made to bury the dead British soldiers whose bodies were lying in no man’s land. The Germans brought the bodies over and prayers were exchanged. The sprit of Christmas overcame the horror of war as peace broke out across the front. The Germans, who previously were viewed as demonized beasts by the British and French, almost always initiated it. This contact was followed by song. The Germans sang ‘Die Wacht Am Rhein’ and the British soldiers sang ‘Christians Wake.’ It was in many ways a miracle. Sapper J. Davey, a British soldier, wrote this in his diary. "Most peculiar Christmas I’ve ever spent and ever likely to. One could hardly believe the happenings." Hate, for a moment, disappeared along the Western front. Another British soldier, Second Lt. Dougan Chater wrote, "About 10 o’clock this morning I was peeping over the parapet when I saw a German, waving his arms, and presently two of them got out of their trenches and came towards ours. We were just going to fire on them when we saw that they had no rifles so one of our men went out to meet them and in about two minutes the ground between the two lines of trenches was swarming with men and officers of both sides, shaking hands and wishing each other a happy Christmas." This continued for nearly an hour before their superiors ordered the men back to their trenches. The powers to be objected to this display of humanity by the common soldier. For a brief moment, their gesture ended a war that the leaders of both sides would continue to fight for nearly four more years. Millions more would die, indeed many of the men who greeted each other would perish, but their sprits live on in history as an example to all of us. We have much more in common with each other than the differences that divide us. Peace is better than war. Understanding is more important than division. Love can overcome hate. Always question our leaders. Happy Holidays! Sources: The First
World War, Martin Gilbert
Christmas In The
Trenches My name is Francis
Tolliver, I come from Liverpool. To Belgium and to
Flanders, to Germany to here ‘Twas Christmas
in the trenches, where the frost so bitter hung, Our families back
in England were toasting us that day I was lying with
me messmate on the cold and rocky ground Says I, "Now
listen up, me boys!" each soldier strained to hear "He’s singing
bloody well, you know!" my partner says to me The cannons rested
silent, the gas clouds rolled no more As soon as they
were finished and a reverent pause was spent The next they sang
was "Stille Nacht." "’Tis ‘Silent Night,’" says
I "There’s someone
coming toward us!" the front line sentry cried His truce flag,
like a Christmas star, shone on that plain so bright Soon one by one
on either side walked into No Man’s Land We shared some secret
brandy and we wished each other well We traded chocolates,
cigarettes, and photographs from home Young Sanders played
his squeezebox and they had a violin Soon daylight stole
upon us and France was France once more But the question
haunted every heart that lived that wonderous night ‘Twas Christmas
in the trenches where the frost, so bitter hung For the walls they’d
kept between us to exact the work of war My name is Francis
Tolliver, in Liverpool I dwell That the ones who
call the shots won’t be among the dead and lame |
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"Evidently we are in for a long, costly campaign in Mesopotamia which will strain to the uttermost our military resources. It seems to me so gratuitous that we should be compelled to go on pouring armies and treasure into these thankless deserts." - Winston Churchill, in a communiqué to British Prime Minister Lloyd George, c. 1916-1918 "When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative." - Martin Luther King Jr. |
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On this day in history, December 24, 1777: James Cook discovers an uninhabited atoll in the Pacific Ocean. An atoll is an island made of coral which has a lagoon. A lagoon is a shallow pool of brackish or salt water, separated from deeper waters by said coral reefs or sandbars, making the two geographical entities symbiotic. Cook named the small island Christmas Island. It is part of the Line Islands or Equatorial Islands – a group of 11 coral reefs located south of the Hawaiian Islands, 4,200 miles (6,700 km) from Sydney and 3,330 miles (5,360 km) from San Francisco. Christmas Island is about 0.125 square miles (0.322 km2) with the lagoon area approximately the same. This means there are about 80 acres of land making it the largest land area of any atoll in the world. It is an irregularly shaped island with 93 miles (150 km) of coastline with another 30 miles (48 km) of shoreline associated with the lagoon. The island came under US jurisdiction in 1856 with Guano Islands Act. The Treaty of Tarawa, ratified in 1982, formally ceded the islands to Kiribati. During the late 1950s, the atolls of the Pacific Ocean were used for nuclear tests. Now called Kiritimati - the name may sound Polynesian, but is an actual translation of Christmas Island to Gilbertese and of Australian lineage. The British used the island as a base. Their first attempt to detonate a hydrogen bomb at Malden Island was a failure. On November 8, 1957 they successfully completed a test on the southeast tip of Kiritimati. There were also 22 nuclear detonations by the US either on or above the island. "The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war that we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living." - Omar Bradley "And it’s hard to get more real world than military testing. When you’re life is on the line, every move counts." - Brad Fain "The Cold War is gone. Colonialism is gone. Apartheid is gone. Yet remnants of past troubles remain." - Bill Clinton |
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| I
was raised in small towns and then my 20s were in St. Louis City, moving
when I turned 30 to small city Springfield, MO. When I married Bill
with his twins in early 2004, I moved to a very small town (almost rural)
nearby and inherited a ready-made family complete with grandchildren. My grandson 8-year-old Bradley recently got a new step-father who "traps" with his dad. They apparently have a barn full of pelts which they sell for extra income. Bradley goes with his step-father every morning before school to check traps. Now I’m not a fan of possums - they’re nasty creatures, I think. But you can imagine my horror when listening to Bradley’s mom tell us about his latest escapade. It seems Bradley had been out with his uncle when they saw a possum cross the road. Bradley got all excited telling his uncle, "Run over it, run over it. That’s a dollar." Combine that with more horror as Bradley proudly brings out his collection of ‘coon "weiners." I don’t think I missed anything by not living in the country. Noella |
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“The
Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington,
D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three
wise men and a virgin.” |
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As I told you on Monday, I have a new computer. Well, parts of it are new. The newest part is a nVidia GeForce GTX 260 graphics card. My brother got it for me as an early Christmas present. He had told me he was going to send me one of his old super-fast graphics cards, but instead he bought me a new super-faster graphics card. I like my brother. But this new card presented a problem. While the card would fit in my computer, nVidia recommended at least a 750W power supply. The one in my computer was only a 300W. A new 750W power supply would cost about $150. That’s a lot of money for a power supply, especially when my brother said I could probably get by with a 400W supply. I was thinking of putting two power supplies in my computer, but there really isn’t anyplace to stick the second one. So my boss suggested that I ask our Instructional Technology Department what they did with their old PC that had 2 nVidia graphics cards in it. It turns out one of them brought it home since it wouldn’t run Windows XP, so he went and got it for me. The case had a 650W power supply, so I figured that was good enough. Next I had to find memory, a hard drive, and a DVD drive. I was able to mooch the hard drive and memory, but had to steal the DVD out of my current computer. I think tried to install Windows XP on it since the Certificate of Authenticity on the case was for Windows XP Pro. I installed it, rebooted, and it told me it couldn’t find a boot partition. XP wasn’t going to work. Boss had given an 80GB drive with Vista Ultimate already installed on it, so I took that home and tried it. I got a lovely Blue Screen of Death. That wasn’t going to work. We also had a few copies of Vista Home, but we only had the CDs and no serial number. But I remember Vista would give you a 30 day trial, so I was relying on that until I could get a valid serial number. But the strangest thing happened… it never asked me for a serial number. As far as I can tell, I have a free, fully-registered copy of Vista Home on this new computer. I only have 1 GB of memory, so I thought it would run pretty slow, but it seems the slowest part of Vista is the graphics display, and I have a kick-ass graphics card. I think this machine is faster than the one I have at work. So why did my brother, who plays lots of games, give me this $200 graphics card when I don’t play games? So I could run Folding@Home on it. The first day the card accumulated more points for Our Team than the 9 PCs I had folding made in the week before. Did I mention I like my brother? Merry Christmas, Everyone! Tim a’Musing |
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Re: Christmas or Even Holiday Wishes Just wanted to thank everyone responsible for another great year of RGQ. I truly appreciate all the hard work that must go into putting together such a publication thrice-weekly. Also thanks to all the contributors who bring laughter to me on a regular basis. Wishing each and every one a very Merry Christmas—-Bonnie >^,,^< Re: Spending for the Rich and Famous First off let me say, that sense I’ve never been remotely close to being homeless except for a brief time when my home burned, and even then I had a warm place to sleep, and my needs were met. I can not even begin to imagine what the feeling of no place to call my own must be. Now, let me say, that I admire you the reader/writer that responded so firmly to that attitude of the homeless. We have no business judging any one. Tragedy can strike any one at any time. It doesn’t discriminate between rich or poor. The fact is that when, Hurricane Katrina hit, she made no difference between the haves and the have nots. The only difference in that situation was the ability to survive after the fact. The simple truth there? If you did not make your riches yourself, you’ve no idea how to get them back once they’re gone. May we all be a little more loving, forgiving, and a little less judging, and closed off. Happy holidays to you, no matter what holiday you’re celebrating. - REMEMBER, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU HAVE, BUT WHO YOU SHARE IT WITH - HAPPY HOLIDAYS! FROM, CELINE KITTY! THE ROWDY DOG! AND THE, TAZZ! Ah Fichen, It really makes me sad to hear the pot calling the kettle black when it comes to ignorant people. I do not believe for one second that anyone in this country could not find help to get on their feet if they really wanted to. The choices that people make when they decide to commit crimes or do drugs or alcohol and end up with no home are not of my making. I’ve been down to my last cent and with nowhere to go a couple of times in my life due to bad decisions of my own. I have always been man enough to take responsibility for my mistakes and bad decisions and pulled myself up from each and every low point in my life. I don’t say that I did it all on my own, I say that I did it without begging or panhandling. I found what help there was and made a difference in my own life. Whether that was a state program to teach a skill or going into the military for training or just getting out there and finding any kind of job to get me started, I did it. Now if you want to talk about people who can’t work because of some kind of disease or injury, well life’s just tough all over but that still isn’t my fault and you don’t deserve any of my hard earned money. And as far as using your cane or slashing tires, bring it on and you won’t have to worry about your next meal. - Sincerely yours, Mark in Alexandria [As you know, we have a policy at RGQ of not allowing personal attacks. I printed Fichen’s comment so I allowed Mark a reply even though the comments were getting a little too personal. If this discussion continues, please remember to attack the idea not the person. Thanks.] Re: National Kite Month Wow, are YOU off the mark! Most of the members of the American Kitefliers Association ( who dubbed April as National Kite Month) are over 40, most of those under 50 fly dual line and quad line sport kites ( maneuverable kites on fixed line lengths one can dance to music - called Sky Ballet), and all of us make and fly stuff no kid could be tethered to unless you want to launch him/her (not recommended). There’s a 3000 year history of the world’s second oldest toy that includes forms and uses that fill many volumes. From the Eddy Bow kite ( a diamond shape) to Allison’s Sled Kite and much more, like Hargrave’s Box Kite that formed the basis of the Wright Brothers’ aircraft, and Capt. Baden-Powell’s Levitor ( a version of a 1000 year old Japanese kite called a Rokkaku) which raised an antenna in Nova Scotia to transmit a radio signal across the Atlantic to England, to Rogallo’s Delta Kite that was developed to support a small communications satellite for NASA and later became a hang glider and one of our favorite kites, to the Jalbert Parafoil ( we know it best as a parachute), to flying a kite across the Niagara River gorge so engineers could pull cables across and build a bridge ( we call it the Rainbow Bridge today), to the sort of fighter kite competitions in many Asian countries (see the book or movie "Kite Runner"), kites have long been more than a child’s toy. Keep an eye open for exhibits, community park events and such and go see the fabulous stuff flying on "strings" ! There are dozens of kite clubs all over the US and many more world-wide that put on events or participate in community activities all spring, summer and fall. Even winter in warmer areas. We even have kite making workshops and games for kids at a lot of these events. Gotta teach the kids! Some of them grow up to be quite innovative kite folks. For a teaser, check out the Into The Wind (located in Boulder, Colorado) on-line catalog or the Drachen Foundation web site. (Drachen is the German word for kite). While you’re putting your calendar together, add the 2nd Sunday in October - One Sky, One World -it’s about sharing the air we all breathe by sharing the winds that circle the globe. Both environmentally "green" and a catalyst for making friends , plus family picnic and beach fun, you can’t beat kite flying! - Nancy L in Ohio Reader Submission - O Holy Nightmare In keeping with the holiday spirit, I thought I’d share something I heard on the radio. It appears to be a genuine attempt by someone to sing a well-known Christmas carol, and the result is both hilarious and painful. Without further ado, I give you…O Holy Nightmare. Even if it’s published after Christmas it’s worth a listen. - Bruce Re: Help! As you all know, I’ve been focusing my efforts on getting my hydrothermal energy system out into the real world, and if there are any volunteers with special language skills, I could use some help. I’d like to record the audio track of the animation in many languages. I’ll then send the different language tracks to the animator and have him add them in. German, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and any others would be very helpful. Please email me at reallygoodquotes@yahoo.com if you can be of assistance. By the way, I want
to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and the best of the holiday
season. I really do miss writing for all of you. - Bruce |
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