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March 31, 2008

Monday, March 31st, 2008
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Greetings, Quotaholics:

As you know, I’m not a big fan of censorship, but with the internet almost everywhere we go is some censorship necessary?

At work they filter the sites we can visit. Of course, we’re supposed to be working so it makes sense that the bosses don’t want us visiting Playboy or something. The funny thing is nobody blocks Ebay and I can waste way more time there!

But how do you feel about censorship at libraries with internet access?

An article I found in the Los Angeles Times pointed out that the American Library Association has opposed the use of filters in the past because most filters block too much. But what if a patron at the local library were observed viewing nude photos of underage boys?

That is what happened at the Lindsay, California branch library recently. On February 28 the sole employee of the branch library, Brenda Biesterfeld, observed Donny Lynn Chrisler 39, viewing photos of nude boys on one of the library’s computers. She called her supervisor, Judi Hill, to ask what she should do. “According to Biesterfeld, Hill told her to give the man a note ordering him to stop. When Biesterfeld suggested calling the police, Hill told her not to do it, her attorneys said.”

“But the next day Biesterfeld, nagged by doubts, used her lunch hour to visit the police station next door. She was told to contact the station if the same thing happened again, said Mathew Staver, one of her attorneys. ‘She was doing the moral and legal thing that anyone would do,’ he said. ‘When you see someone viewing child pornography, you report it to the proper authorities.’”

“On March 4, she called police when she saw Chrisler allegedly viewing the same kind of images. Police arrested him and confiscated the computer as evidence. They then received an angry call from Hill, who told them they had violated Chrisler’s ‘privacy rights,’ according to a letter Biesterfeld’s lawyers sent county officials.”

“Biesterfeld was fired March 6 for unacceptable performance — an allegation her attorneys deny, pointing to a favorable job review six weeks earlier.”

Needless to say, the firing has created quite an uproar in the small town. “‘As a community, we are extremely upset,’ said Suzi Picaso, a Lindsay councilwoman and former president of the local chamber of commerce. ‘We want to make sure that people who move here know we have policies in place to keep our children safe. If the library’s policy is to not report such viewing, then we might have to break our partnership with them.’”

So do we have a right to view any website we want to at the public library? I suspect most of us would agree we have a right to read any book we want to, but I doubt most libraries carry what would be considered pornography, certainly not child pornography.

What should the staff do if they observe something like this? Tell the patron to stop or call the police? Should Ms. Biesterfield have been fired for reporting this to the police? She did ignore direct orders from her supervisor after all. But as citizens don’t we have an obligation to report crimes?

Censoringly,


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Today's Quotes


"If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing." - Napoleon Bonaparte


"When you’re through changing, you’re through." - Bruce Barton

Today's Chuckle

[Thanks to Tom in Riverside, California]

A New Addition to Chemistry’s Periodic Table

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exch ange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Life Sentences

"…there’s no prizes for second place in American politics." – Sen. Joe Lieberman


"Poverty may be the mother of crime, but lack of good sense is the father." - Jean de la Bruyere, French satiric moralist (1645-1696)

“Fascism ought to more properly be called corporatism since it is the merger of state and corporate power.” – Benito Mussolini

Image'n That
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Submarine! When I see that word with an exclamation point it gets me thinking about old movies…when the bridge watch on a freighter spots the periscope of a German
U-Boat just before they fire a torpedo. Or the drama of a cat and mouse game between the captain of a submarine and the captain of a destroyer, each one trying to out guess the turns and course of the other.

A submarine is a truly remarkable and dangerous weapon system. It’s like a rattlesnake in tall grass…you know it’s there but you can’t see it. If the boat is a “Boomer”, a ballistic missile submarine, it contains enough destructive power to obliterate a small country. That’s a sobering thought about a weapon system you can’t see or readily detect.

Since the beginning of the twentieth century when the first modern submarine, the USS Holland SS-1, was launched, submarines have been primarily weapons of war. During WW II, the Germans and Japanese had very little success with using submarines to haul cargo. Even without the dangers of war, submarines would be, and are, unsuited for use as cargo haulers. They are simply too expensive to build, operate, and maintain and also can’t haul enough cargo to be economically feasible, or are they? Cocaine smugglers are building submarines capable of hauling several tons of cocaine with crews of three or more. One was captured about 100 miles off the coast of Costa Rica. I suppose there could be a limited market for cargo carrying submersibles after all.

There are commercially built civilian submarines used for tourist trips and submersibles used for exploration and rescue but why do people build home made submarines? They aren’t going to sink the world’s merchant fleet and they aren’t going to explore the Marianas Trench. I suppose they build them just for the fun of it. Most are small devices that can’t dive very deep, have limited range, and are best suited to operate in protected, coastal waters. Of course these are submarines that are being built by law abiding and fun loving citizens.

Sub1 - Sub2 - Sub3 - Sub4 - Sub5

You can buy plans for a personal submarine on the internet so I suppose the next step is designing and selling plans for the equivalent of underwater step vans and semi trailers for hauling really large loads of cocaine. Or with the threat of rising sea levels from global warming those of us that have homes on the coast will need to move or cover the house with a big plexiglass bubble. Then we can all buy Rinspeed Squaba Submarine cars, or build our own.

The Bad Sied

Most Embarrassing or Scary Moment


A new contributor, Patty, has something to say about volunteer service that we all should hear. Thanks for jumping in with your 15 Minutes of Fame.

My name is Patty, my friends and co-workers refer to me as Tazz! I am a single mother of a 21 year old daughter and a grand mother of a 2 year old grand daughter. Raising my daughter was no easy task. Between the fact of my visual impairment, and being finally correctly diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder I had a lot of obstacles in my path. I made many mistakes along that path, but finally my daughter was grown and out on her own, and doing quite well. That’s when I decided it was time for a change.

I quit my job at the factory I was currently working at, and took a step out on to the tight rope of faith to see what God might have in mind for me. Soon I found myself volunteering for an organization called 2-11 Contact Concern. This is a phone help line providing assistance information and referrals along with many other services. I began as a one day a week phone shift volunteer, and soon was hooked. Putting in as many hours as a volunteer as most people spend in a full time job. I knew this was what I wanted to do with the rest of my life. I soon became a where of an organization called AmeriCorps Vista. Vista stands for, Volunteers In Service To America. It has been in existence since 1963 and it allows any one who would like to give there time working for community services organizations to do so, and receive a pay check. I applied, and soon was able to begin working for 2-11 Contact Concern. This was helpful to us all. It allowed me to continue doing some thing I knew I was meant to do, and it gave to Contact Concern the use of a full time employ.

This has made a huge difference in the way I live my life, and in the way I think about my own problems. I love being able to help make a positive difference for a community that has given to me so many times over the years.

If you’d like more information about 2-11 Contact Concern visit www.2-11contactconcern.org And for more information about AmeriCorps Vista visit www.americorpsvista.org

Remember, if you don’t like your life as it is, “Only you can change it”!

The wonder of life is, that we get to make it happen! From Patty, Celine Kitty, The Rowdy Dog, and the Tazz!

Patti's Parenthetical Past

On this day in history,
March 31, 1889: The world’s then tallest structure is inaugurated. Today, it remains the world’s most visited paid monument. Named for the designer, it remains a worldwide icon, easily recognized even in silhouette. It took two years, two months, and five days to build and used 18,038 pieces and 2,500,000 rivets. The structure weighs 7,300 tons. When Barcelona turned down the architect’s plans, he went to the city hosting the 1889 Exposition Universelle. Which explains why Eiffel’s tower is in Paris.

The original permit for the tower was for twenty years and then it was to be dismantled and removed. Instead, it has become a recognizable landmark visited by 236,445,812 people (as of December 31, 2007). To maintain the tower, 50 to 60 tons of paint are applied every seven years. The color changes with applications and visitors can vote for the next color. Three different shades of paint are used so that the color seems to remain uniform when looked at from ground level. The current color is a brownish-gray.



"The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes." - unknown



"Architecture begins where engineering ends." - Walter Gropius



"Architecture is the art of how to waste space." - Philip Johnson


Kids' Weird Words, The Date from Hell, How I Met My Mate
Kirsten's Krazy Kaleidoscope

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“One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.”
- Josh Billings -

Last night while we were sleeping, our mounting laundry backlog escalated into a full-on crisis. If the Government of Canada had happened to be visiting, they would have declared a state of emergency and given us a pay-out from the Disaster Relief Fund. Now, I don’t mean to imply that the laundry came alive in the dead of night, assembled in the kitchen for a midnight feast, and squirted ketchup all over itself. If it could do that, I’m pretty sure it would also be able to walk itself to the washing machine, jump in, and add laundry detergent.

No, what happened was that my son was sick. Without going into any kind of graphic detail, the poor child had it coming out of both ends. He went through several pairs of pajamas, and rendered several comforters temporarily unusable. So when we woke up this morning, we were faced with a mound of laundry so high that anyone attempting to climb it would suffer from oxygen deprivation.

This morning, while my son was still sick, my mother-in-law wanted me to give him some children’s Gravol. I thought about it - I wanted him to be able to at least keep water down - and then decided against it. Lately I’ve been hanging around people like nutritionists and wellness consultants, and I’ve been learning a lot about the body’s natural responses to things. And vomiting - or to put it in a slightly more genteel way, throwing up - happens when the body needs to forcefully expel something that is toxic to it. It is a natural line of defence against infection. It therefore makes little sense to do something to suppress this, thereby allowing the toxins to enter the bloodstream. That is not to say that vomiting should be ignored. There is a place for medication, but it should not be given until the body has had some opportunity to purge whatever it is that is poisoning it.

The biggest problem with vomiting is dehydration. The patient should be given small amounts of clear fluids about once an hour until the vomiting stops. Signs of dehydrayion include drowsiness and confusion, reduced activity, sunken eyes, rapid breathing, and diminished muscle tone. If these occur, medical advice should be sought.

Fortunately, most conditions that result in vomiting don’t last for very long, and my son is no exception. Whatever was making him sick - probably a bug he picked up from school - is a thing of the past. Usually these bugs are so contagious that every child within a ten-block radius will get it, so I’m bracing myself for Round Two.

Kaleidoscopically yours,
Kirsten

Tim's Tales

On Friday I told you how I was supposed to have our new web-based student tracking system working by the end of the day. Well, I ran into some problems and placed a call to the vendor’s support center. That was Tuesday morning. Understand that when the College bought the system, we paid extra to get “accelerated deployment”. I expected a call back by the time I got back from lunch. I didn’t get it.

They didn’t call back after 24 hours, so I e-mailed Debbie. She’s their Business Practices Manager, and since we are the first College ever to attempt “accelerated deployment”, she’s in charge of our account. She told me that she could accelerate my call. In the meantime, I read and I read and I read some more. I tested and tested and tested some more. I found out some things I am pretty sure I will need to know later, but I didn’t find the answer to my question.

Thursday, I waited patiently. After all, I had called their “Solutions Center”, and that call was escalated by Debbie. That gave me time to work on the registration card program that was “critical”, even though I was working on setting up the web server that would enable our students to register online. So after I got that done, I had just started up a game when our registrar walked in carrying more paper. It seems she forgot a part. I had to rewrite and rerun the registration card program, and was informed that the web site I was constructing shouldn’t allow kids to see anything but their schedule, which meant I had to re-do that too.

I got the registration card program rewritten and went home, tired and frustrated. I’d run the registration card program in the morning as soon as I got in, long before the registrar’s office officially opened and did things like answer phones should I have a question. I had two e-mails from them waiting for me when I came in, and PFY had gotten a call from them too. On top of that, our Chief Accountant walked into my office just after I sat down with my morning cup of tea, closely followed by our Purchasing Director. Then came the registrar’s office manager, wanting to know why she couldn’t open an attachment that the registrar could.

I got the important things fixed by the end of the day on Friday, but still had received no call-back from our vendor for my support question, and wasn’t really expecting one. I had failed in my objective, and I think it was the first time I’ve failed when given a directive by my Boss in over 20 years of service. I was disappointed with myself for failing him and was ready to retire for the weekend to examine what I could have done better, but then PFY’s phone rang. He was gone for the day, so I picked it up.

It was Debbie, their Business Practices Manager, and although she has my direct number, she elected to call our main office number. She explained that since I didn’t have authorization to call their “solutions center”, my case was simply closed without them notifying me, my boss, or her.

I won’t name the company, but their motto is “The way education does business”.

If that’s the case, I feel sorry for our kids’ futures. There will be no schools left.

Tim a’Busing
Having a Ball with Frustration

Tip of the Day


Steak Sauce With A Kick: Deglaze your frying pan (after searing your New York steaks) with brandy. Add two tablespoons of butter, a little white wine and a splash of Grand Marnier. Serve over steaks - you’ll never use steak sauce again. - Peggy in Tonawanda, New York


Poet-Tree


Everyone remembers Ellen’s gnu.  What the hell happened to Ellen?

Next opening line…
I once played a game with a gun…

Hints:  There’s a great rhyming dictionary at http://www.rhymezone.com/
Limerick rules.  http://freespace.virgin.net/merrick.sheldon/limerickrules.htm 

Submit Opening Line
Submit Limerick

My last date was a big mistake;
Seems he is quite the rake.
Many women he woos,
He calls them his Muse.
Then, all of their money, he does take. - Bonnie in Louisiana
My last date was such a mistake…
Onto every news show did it make.
I used a pseudonym
But Feds were listenin’
Now all night I just lay awake. - Lola (this line sucks!)
Customer 9 was having a time
cavorting with pimps and hos.
What the banks found suspicious
The news found delicious
And that’s how the story goes. - Lola
Even remembering it causes me to shake
She was an attractive dame
She said Betty was her name
But Betty turned out to be JAKE - Rick in Roanoke
My last date was a big mistake…
We took a nice stroll by the lake
Her mood was romantic
But then she got frantic
When she stepped on a big water snake - Rick in Roanoke
My last date was a big mistake…
We had dined on red wine and steak
But when we jumped into bed
The wine went to my head
And she left cause I couldn’t stay awake. - Rick in Roanoke
This damn LINE was a big mistake
I can’t remember my last date
My last date, I fear
Was during the Eisenhower years
That was a long time ago, for Christ sake.
- Rick in Roanoke
My last date was a big mistake…
because he was quite the bad "rake"…
he wined and he dined
and he did "it" real fine
but his **** was just too much to take. - Cassandra in New York
I regret that lately I’ve had no time
To write the limerick rhyme.
So though I am rusty
I’ll grab my pen trusty
And hope you’ll not find these be a crime. - Anne Onimous
My last date was a big mistake
I wanted a big juicy t-bone steak.
But my host was a louse.
Instead of the steak house,
He took me to the Mormon Stake. - Anne Onimous
My last date was a big mistake
We went to water-ski Owens Lake
But it’s in the desert
And it’s nothing but dirt
And in sand you can’t make a wake. - Anne Onimous
My last date was a big mistake
He looked every bit the beefcake!
But something was amiss
When him I went to kiss
Turns out he’s more of a fruitcake. - Anne Onimous
My last date was a big mistake
All he said was how his heart did break
His ex he sorely missed
I wished to cut my wrist.
Instead of a date, it was a wake. - Anne Onimous
My last date was a big mistake
While on it there was an earthquake.
But to add to the plot,
The weather then got hot.
I call that date "the shake and bake." - Anne Onimous
My last date was a big mistake
I agreed a rite in which to partake
So the next thing I’ll see
Is a likeness of me
Standing on top of a wedding cake. - Anne Onimous
My last date was a big mistake
In sex I lustily did partake.
I was in a hurry
I didn’t think or worry.
Now I suffer a VD outbreak- E. Cole Aye
I found an old love note from Stu
He was a bit of a lulu
He wrote "This is my plea
Will you please marry me?
If you don’t then you I will sue!" - Anne Onimous
I found an old love note from Stu
And it left me feeling blue
Pining for the could’ve been
I chose you over him
And now I’m stuck married to you. - Anne Onimous
I found an old love note from Stu
He did not know what to do
He felt all torn up
Then with me he broke up
So he’s off searching for Ellyn’s gnu. - Anne Onimous
I found an old love note from Stu
"From now on, you I must eschew
Though it is you I want
To me this thought does haunt:
It turns out that I am your nephew." - Anne Onimous
I found an old love note from Stu
He was going to bid me adieu.
It was freedom he wanted
So from jail he vaulted
And now after him the cops pursue. - Anne Onimous
 

Reader Comments
Re: Euthanasia

My mom was a big fan of legalized euthanasia. As far as I know, the main objection might be on behalf of people who might be convinced to kill themselves by greedy relatives, or even have their request forged in some way. Suicide has been the main health hazard in my own circle of friends, so the law seems quite ineffective. Personally, I’d rather not deal with the medical establishment for an exit pill, but I really think it would do some doctors good to know that it really is OK to loose some patients.

After decades of trying to legalize euthanasia, and reading up on do-it-yourself techniques (if a baby can manage with a plastic bag . . !) mom eventually did go fairly naturally, in a hospice that respected her request for privacy, with a quick-growing cancer and lots of morphine. - Bob of the North


There would always be limitations if any law was passed to allow us to choose death, and I’m sure that would be another huge battle to be fought. However, I would like to have that ability under some conditions. We have a parent living with us who has dementia and I’m not at all happy with the thought of having to live like that. A wonderful woman I knew told me that she was ready to die rather than have surgery for her cancer. She had several friends who had lost all quality of life after surgery for cancer or their heart, and she said that wasn’t living to her. I agree with that thought whole-heartedly.
I also have a feeling that a person’s age will play a large part in their decisions. The parent in our home is 88, and the woman I spoke of was 83 when she died in pain and agony. Who knows if they were in their fifties or even sixties? They or their families might have strong feelings about possible cures in the near future. - Trish



My father died last month after having dementia for at least 11 years. It started out slow and gradually got worse. My dad lived with my family for 10 years. There came a point when we felt it was not possible to care for him at home. I won’t get into the details.

About 18 months ago we put him in an assisted living care place. He got to the point that he could no longer walk, He barely talked, he couldn’t feed himself and he wore diapers. My dad was a strong, healthy vibrant man, and it broke my heart to see him sitting in his wheelchair with no quality of life at all. No he was not in pain, but when an active man like that is force to sit in a wheelchair with no fun and no joy it is a sad thing. I visiting him at least 3 times a week all that time he was in the nursing home. If there had been a way to end his life legally I would have done it in a heartbeat. I miss my dad very much, but I am so glad that he finally died and he is finally at peace.

We euthanize our pets. What is wrong with this country that we can’t help to end the suffering of terminally ill people or even people like my dad with absolutely NO quality of life. We don’t subject our dogs to this horrible life but we force our loved ones to endure endless agony.
Horribly unfair, unjust, and unreasonable.

I am a strong believer in helping to end suffering for those that want it, or someone like my dad that had no ability to make his own decisions. Watching my dad die that last week was horrible. - Vicki in Pennsylvania


The fear of death is one of the oldest afflictions that besets our species.

I believe in the future we will have become civilized enough to gently assist those who are suffering and ready to die, to do so with dignity and compassion.

How hypocritical of our species to go to war and kill strangers "in the Name of Deity", and yet allow our loved ones to suffer needlessly.

We have at least reached the stage of evolution where we will euthanize our animals if they suffer.

Maybe someone has a logical answer to this?

Love - Chicago Rose



Re: Cliff’s 15 Minutes

Where I live the entire county population is less than 150,000 so as you can imagine we’re not blessed (or cursed) with all the big national chain stores, there are still many Mom & Pop businesses offering products and services. About twenty years ago if you wanted to buy a computer you either went to a local Mom & Pop store (actually a Brother & Sister that I’ll call CompGems), went to Savannah or Charleston, or ordered from a catalog. There were only three places to get computers repaired and one was CompGems and two guys who worked from home and made house calls only.

After a few years Wal-Mart and KMart opened and started selling computers…two rent-to-own clip joints opened and started to sell computers…then an Office Depot, followed by a Staples, and finally a Best Buy. Everyone predicted that CompGems would close since they couldn’t match prices in these larger stores and repair services alone wouldn’t keep them going.

People forgot about two things, small town loyalty and the personal service CompGems could provide that the big stores couldn’t. That little store did lose some new computer sales, but their sales of computers assembled for the exact needs of the buyer increased. Surprisingly, their repair and upgrade business increased since more people were buying computers and our population was increasing also.

The new neighbor across the street from me is a sales associate for Best Buy. I bought my last three computers with him as my salesman, based on advice from CompGems. They couldn’t match the base price. But they could and would add the bells and whistles I wanted, make sure all the data from my old computer wasn’t lost, load all my graphics programs and such so I would have no problems, and make sure that my two laptops and desk top had everything loaded and working the same. They could do that better and cheaper than any of the big stores if those stores offered that service at all. (Did I mention that CompGems "Bro’s" mom and my wife are best friends? Did I mention that CompGems "Bro’s" grandpa is my best friend?)

CompGems has been voted top Computer store in the county 18 years in a row in an annual election sponsored by the Chamber of Commerce and the local newspaper. Admittedly low prices are going to drive most sales for general merchandise, but when it comes to specialty items and service, I think loyalty to a vendor based on their proven performance prevails.

My wife is nervous about filling up her gas tank to the point she just can’t do it. If our schedules mesh, I’ll meet her at the gas station and pump it for her. Usually I can’t make it and the convenience store folks where she goes pump it for her. Their prices are about a cent or two a gallon above the average but she’s loyal to the store because of their extra service.

Of course all of this loyalty to a business is by individuals. Businesses are impersonal and driven by the bottom line. If their choice is for an initially cheap product that eventually costs more than a more expensive product, they don’t really care…the extra cost is passed on to their customers.

So Cliff, take heart…I believe personal loyalty is alive but corporate loyalty was never born. - sied

Very well said, Cliff. I do not shop at Wal-mart, and would rather pay more for quality. One, because it lasts longer, and two because it usually comes with a healthy dose of ethics. Keep your standards set high.
L&K - herm



Re: Substitute Teacher

Saw an interesting TV show last night, Eli Stone, episode title "I Want YOur Sex" where in one of the characters makes the interesting observation that sex education that discusses only abstinence is an Oxymoron.

Spencer Middle School should acquire a DVD of this show for all kids to watch! - Randolph in Orlando



Re: Reader Submission

Police: Teen makes mistake of trying to rob former U.S. Marine

Bay City News Service
Article Launched: 03/27/2008 10:39:20 AM PDT

SANTA ROSA - A boy in his mid-teens learned Wednesday afternoon that it is not a good idea to try to rob a former U.S. Marine at knifepoint, even if the former Marine is 84 years old, police said today.

Santa Rosa police Sgt. Steve Bair said that’s what happened around 2 p.m. in the 1600 block of Fourth Street. The elderly man was walking with a grocery bag in each arm when the boy approached him with a large knife, Bair said.

The boy said, "Old man, give me your wallet or I’ll cut you," Bair said.

The man told the boy he was a former Marine who fought in three wars and had been threatened with knives and bayonets, Bair said.

The man then put his bags on the ground and told the boy that if he stepped closer he would be sorry. When the boy stepped closer, the man kicked him in the groin, knocking him to the sidewalk, Bair said. The ex-Marine picked up his grocery bags and walked home, leaving the boy doubled over, Bair said.

The man reported the attempted robbery to police 45 minutes later.
Bair said the teen is described only as 15 or 16 years old. Anyone with information is asked to call the Police Department. - Margee

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